Blue Flame was dead, that's what everyone thought
Then he pulled into the truck stop lot
Hey look he's back, and from his crack
Goodness gracious great balls of fire

He said "it took me six months to recover
And then some more time to rediscover
The cobalt flame that brought me fame"
Goodness gracious great balls of fire

Watch me light one (whoosh)….feels good
What a sight hon
Well, I'm gonna light 'em like I used to do
The art…of fart
People gather round when I start start start start

I eat some beans and I drink lots of beer
Turn it to jet fuel for my career
And then I click my butane bic
Goodness gracious great balls of fire

Well here's another (whoosh)….feels good
All together
Well everybody try to light a toot
Look here my dear
Forty feet of flame from my rear rear rear rear

I fart 'em red, yellow, orange, and blue
A rear admiral and you know it's true
I shoot 'em out and then you shout
Goodness gracious great balls of fire