-> "Hamburger Hell"
Original Song Title:
"Hold It Don't Drop It"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Hamburger Hell"
The Lyrics
CHORUS:
You don’t know what you’re doin’
Use American cheese
I said mustard not mayo
A tomato slice please
A thin slice of onion
A bun with sesame seeds
Lettuce, don’t chop it, just top it
Pickles, the dill ones, the chilled ones
Everytime you try to cook
Hamburgers on the grill
You try your best but it’s no use
‘Cause you just don’t have the skill
Instead of eating
I would rather get dental drilled
I chew and swallow
Then head for the reflux pills
[CHORUS]
Oh I must be crazy
‘Cause I’m eating these charred disks that were meat
I think the condiment you used
Is some medicine for athlete’s feet
You think your cookin’ keeps on getting better every day
Oooh, I need to tell ya
I would rather eat Don Trump’s toupee
[CHORUS]
Oh my
(Oh no) Ouch
(I think) Pain
(I broke) I broke
(A tooth) A tooth
(Burgers) Hamburgers
(From hell) From hell, yow!
(Hamburgers? They’re murder! Gut churners, heart burners. Hamburger, I’ll purge ‘er)
Oh, we bought some patties of ground chuck
You turned them into hockey pucks
I ate ‘em cause I’m such a schmuck
Burger, it’s murder, heart burner
Burger, gut churner, just purge ‘er
[CHORUS X 2]
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