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Song Parodies -> "Three White Hairs"

Original Song Title:

"Three Blind Mice"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Three White Hairs"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

Three white hairs
Three white hairs
There on your head
There on your head
You saw them in the mirror today
They made you scream and run away
You think that you look old and gray
With three white hairs

Three white hairs
Three white hairs
You plucked them out
You plucked them out
You want your friends to all agree
That you look like you're twenty-three
So you can never let them see
Your three white hairs

Six white hairs
Six white hairs
What will you do
What will you do
At first you moan and wail and cry
And then you use the evil eye
But finally you give up and dye...
Your six white hairs

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Jonathan - April 22, 2013 - Report this comment
this parody got old really fast... okay so not my best pun... 5's

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