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Song Parodies -> "See the Stubble On Me"

Original Song Title:

"See the Trouble With Me"

Original Performer:

Barry White

Parody Song Title:

"See the Stubble On Me"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

I’ve got a problem that won’t go ‘way
It’s always growing
I’ve got a face ‘fro that’s on display
Yeah, it’s always showing

You see the stubble on me
Gotta do something about this bristle
Don’t you know that I need
Hedge trimmers for this thistle

Women and children scream at the sight
“It’s a yeti!”
Even shaving every day, every night
It’s itchy and it’s sweaty

See the stubble on me
It keeps on sprouting like wild kudzu
It’s a Chia chin, see?
It’s growing fast as bamboo

See the stubble on me
I can’t do nothin’ about my whiskers
It’s as stiff as can be
Broke twenty pair of Fiskars

See the stubble on me
I’m always hoping it might be slowing
It’s an instant goatee
My yard and face need mowing

See the stubble on me
But there’s another thing making you stare
When you watch me you’ll see
The planet’s fastest nose hair

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Rick C - June 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Hair's a 555 for your funny follicle fiesta.
Matthias - June 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Hair's lookin' at you kid. 5's for your "Hairy Problem And The Listener Of Barry White"
Agrimorfee - June 11, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) How fast does bamboo actually grow? What are Fiskars? Pretty funny.
Rex - June 11, 2008 - Report this comment
"Bamboo grows more rapidly than any other plant on the planet, It has been clocked surging skyward as fast as 47.6 inches in a 24-hour period." And Fiskars is a brand of cutting implements, primarily scissors. I knew I should have posted footnotes :-).
Below Average Dave - June 11, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Funny--and to a topic that generally isn't that funny. Ironic that Barry has always sported a bit of 'stuble' . . .I liked the fro line towards the beginning--and an appropriate line to end the song too.
Max Power - June 15, 2008 - Report this comment
They grew fast
Wolverine - June 17, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Another great song this round. Hedge trimmers and Yeti lines got me LOL.
bobpiecheese - June 18, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Quite the hilarious tribute to troublesome facial fungus. 555 for you!
Invisible Boy - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Lots of funny in this one Rex.
"Chia chin"...he he

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