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Song Parodies -> "Crazy"

Original Song Title:

"You Drive Me Crazy"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

Inspired by a real fireworks commercial I heard many years ago in Florida. Don't Know The Original Song (DKTOS)? It's on YouTube.

Right now, we're telling you true
We got the sparklers, skyrockets too
Pinwheels that spin all around
There's stuff for launchin', and some stuff for the ground

Everything is guaranteed
But it's our our prices that make you agree

That we are crazy
Oh can't you see
You purchase one and you get ten free
People don't you know
We don't give a [censored] if we're losing dough

Look here, now what do you see
We've got the largest inventory
Look here, the stock is all new
Wink wink and nudge nudge, it's all legal too

Better line up in the queue
'Cause at these prices, you know it's true

That we are crazy
Oh can't you see
You purchase one and you get thirty
People don't you know
We don't give a [censored] if we're losing dough

Oh yeah yeah
We've all gone crazy
Buy it
Ooooh crazy
Yeah yeah

Oooooh, Stop
Buy - buy - buy - buy
Ooooh, yeah
We're all so crazy, people
Our products, insanely cheap

Oh, 'cause the price is right
People you'll be shooting fireworks all night

And we're so crazy
Oh can't you see
You purchase one and you get fifty
If your money's tight
You can still buy lots of fireworks tonight
Bring it

Oh, oh
ooooh, Oh yeah

Completely crazy, better buy tonight
We'll go out of business selling at this price

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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Matthias - July 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Amazing sales pitch... But unless the worked for a neighboring hospital it wouldn't work out. I mean sure they lose money selling the fireworks but make it all back and some when the stupid kids who get them blow their hands clean off.
Abbott Skelding - July 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Artistry: Nice job, definitely makes me want to see some fireworks! 555 more explosions.
Below Average Dave - August 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Most firework places have insane sales, neat for you to pick up on it. Admit-tingly it loses steam at the end, which is unusual for you, but it was very good in the first half--and with this song under my belt, I know from experience how easy it is to lose steam towards the end.
Agrimorfee - August 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Agreeing with Dave on losing steam...the song structure's fault more than yours I think. Nobody's ever done a parody about fireworks sales before, I believe!
bobpiecheese - August 09, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) And that fits my perception of you as the King of Oddness, whether it's obscure songs to parody *coughMrBunglecough* or really original parody topics (right way to sit on a bike, anyone?), you deliver the goods. Quirky little parody here, 555!
bobpiecheese - August 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Damnitt, my previous post makes it sound like Agri wrote this parody. The statement about the King of Obscurity still stands, though. Still a good parody, I just got my parodists mixed up somehow. Whatever.
Jeff Reuben - August 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice job, I agree with BAD and Agrimorfee's comments (and had the same issue with my version of this which had the same name as Dave's version I think).

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