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Song Parodies -> "Spears"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Reel Big Fish

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

She showed up late last night, some hours past the show
She stumbled through the nightclub door (oh no)
I thought she might be drunk or maybe popping pills
So here we go again, somebody make a call to Kevin

And if you look you’ll see she isn’t wearing any panties
Someone get that girl some drawers
You might be thinkin’ oops, she did it once again and I say
Can you believe that Britney Spears

She stays out late at night carousing like a ho
See her shaking her behind (uh huh)
Wonder how I’d act if I was young and rich
But I don’t have a dollar so I can’t even try

And now she’s dropping lots of wagers at the blackjack table
Saying “hit me one more time” (mo-ore)
And though she’s acting kind of RATtle-brained, well just remember
She was once a MOUSEketeer

Maybe some day she’ll hook up with A.A.
Maybe next time she’ll go buy herself a clue
She’s acting toxic, guess you all can tell
If you’re in the public eye, scandalism sells

A three-day marriage then it’s out on stage to kiss Madonna
As she’s singing Gimme More (mo-ore, she said)
Shaves her head bald, goes to rehab for a day and I say
It’s just the life of Britney Spears

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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AFW - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
The TMZ of much fun as Britney in a jitney...covers all bases
Jack Wilson - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
This was awesome, 5s, great title sub too
Matthias - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
With so much about Britney Spears to mock where can you go wrong! Ska-wesome!!!
Invisible Boy - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
A fine contenter for the "Reel Big Fish" round. I loved the song title references.
Matthias - March 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Plenty of Spears puns in this one. I really loved the blankjack line, because it fit so well into her song title, and all of the more's fit in really well with the Reel Big Fish's mores. This was a very good parody.
Agrimorfee - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Very funny, and it could have been written by RBF themselves.
Invisible Boy - March 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Still like it...see above
bobpiecheese - March 18, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Ingenious! Enough in-jokes to rival Spaff (okay, maybe not, but you're getting there), and hilarious to boot. And now I'll hit you with some 555's!
Below Average Dave - March 20, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Well--despite me being a little tired of Britney Pokes, it was hard not to crack up at all the well placed Britney Song references (you literally hit her three biggest hits, and in order no less and then mentioned her most recent hit) . . .for someone who doesn't like her--you keep up well:) Big props for making a good parody with a tired topic on a short song--that's no easy task.

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