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Song Parodies -> "Rock Bottom"

Original Song Title:

"Rock Bottom"

Original Performer:

Kiss

Parody Song Title:

"Rock Bottom"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

Don't Know The Original Song (DKTOS)? It's on YouTube. (Vocals start around the 1:57 mark.)
At the gym all day
You work out lifting weights
For hours, you grind away
'Til you get Rock Bottom
Just like armor plate

Do squats all the night
You got your glutes so tight
Bullets all ricochet
Off of your Rock Bottom
It stops cosmic rays

Rock Bottom
No, don't wanna be the butt of jokes
Rock Bottom
Oh, you're such a hard a$$ to your folks

If you're feeling down
You just bum around
Work hard on your bony buns
You maintain Rock Bottom
Harder than steel drums

Rock Bottom
Ooh, you know you got a rigid rear
Rock Bottom
Yeah, you got a diamond derriere
Rock Bottom
Ooh, it's tougher than a block of zinc
Rock Bottom
Girl, it's not as sexy as you think
Rock Bottom
Rock Bottom
Yow

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Overall Rating: 4.7

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Porfle Popnecker - April 05, 2012 - Report this comment
She's got muscles on her but she is nice.
Matthias - April 05, 2012 - Report this comment
This had all the makings of a great Rex parody. Twist ending, keeping the title of the song but changing the meaning, some fantastic puns. Everything I could want and more!
Peter Andersson - April 12, 2012 - Report this comment
That idea worked out great! :-)
bobpiecheese - April 21, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I'd wonder why my brain immediately turns to Gorons when it comes to rock bottoms, but then again I am a complete dork. Short but incredibly sweet, I give your buns of steel 555!
Agrimorfee - April 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Ok boys, yer acoustc guitar practice session is over...boys?:::BOYS!! Play the damned song already! Hate to say it, but the wait for the vocals was most irritating on a smartphone. I had to read it twice to get the ending Matthias cites. I had a rough week, what can I say?
Blaydeman - April 24, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I bow down to the master of Title Flipping! TEACH ME! OH MASTERFUL ONE!
Below Average Dave - April 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Just such a limited song for such a great idea. I was a bit let down because so much more could have come from a song with room to develop but would another song have inspired such a great idea?

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