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Song Parodies -> "Drivin' In a Winter Wonderland"

Original Song Title:

"Walkin' In a Winter Wonderland"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Drivin' In a Winter Wonderland"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

Song #11 of "The 12 Parodies of Christmas".
Winter's here, snow is fallin'
And the traffic is crawlin'
The cars up ahead need better tread
Driving in a winter wonderland

Tires slide, drivers panic
Then they steer like they're manic
They jerk left and right and spin out of sight
Drivin' in a winter wonderland

On a side street there's a fender bender
Someone tried to brake on solid ice
Doesn't matter what your age or gender
Before you hit the road you should think twice

Radio says to stay in
If you don't you'll be prayin'
It's quite a feat to stay on the street
Drivin' in a winter wonderland

In the meadow we can see a hatchback
It drifted off the road and landed there
And every bridge in town's a frozen patch, Mack
You can try to cross them if you dare

There's a truck goin' sideways
As it speeds down the highway
I'm glad that I've got four-wheel drive
Drivin' in a winter wonderland

Every road's a demolition derby
As bumpers, doors and headlights are destroyed
Bouncing off the guard rail and the curb-y
Auto body shops are overjoyed

Winter snow is a-blowin'
I can't see where I'm goin'
I hope I don't stall on my way to the mall
Drivin' in a winter wonderland

Drivin' in a winter wonderland
Lyrics copyright 2005 Rex Ungericht. All rights reserved.

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carol - December 15, 2005 - Report this comment
well said, outstanding job. 5's
Red Ant - December 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Yep, been there done that. Great stuff Rex.
Scathe - December 15, 2005 - Report this comment
This is awesome, Rex. Take these 5's proudly.
Squire G - December 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Great stuff as usual
Adagio - December 15, 2005 - Report this comment
: D : D Cute!! 5's
AFW - December 15, 2005 - Report this comment
right on description of winter driving..
2Eagle - December 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Would that be worse than driving through Los Angeles in pouring rain?
Rex - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks all. And 2Eagle, the worst traffic I have ever been in was rush hour in LA, without rain. I don't even want to consider what it would be like in a downpour. :-)
Spaff.com - December 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow! Great rhymes. Great comedy. Great stuff!
Rod W - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Rounding it out with a perfect 10, you earned it. Loved the line "bounced off..curb-y"
Fred C - November 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Couldn't stop laughing and my boss was womdering what I was up to becuase I was at work
Olympianbabe - May 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Funny song!!!
farts - December 21, 2014 - Report this comment
this is funny and true.
Nutty Bird - October 01, 2017 - Report this comment
Winter driving tire chains skidding,sliding a sleigh ride in your SUV
Alpha Skua - October 06, 2017 - Report this comment
IN THE MEADOW WE CAN BUILD SNOWMAN,AND PRETEND THAT HE MICHEAL BROWN,WE'LL HAVE FUN ARRESTING MR SNOWMAN,WHEN WERE TRIED WE CAN KICK HIM DOWN

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