Song Parodies -> Drivin' In a Winter Wonderland
| Original Song Title: | "Walkin' In a Winter Wonderland" |
| Original Performer: | Traditional |
| Parody Song Title: | "Drivin' In a Winter Wonderland" |
| Parody Written by: | Rex Ungericht |
Song #11 of "The 12 Parodies of Christmas".
Winter's here, snow is fallin'
And the traffic is crawlin'
The cars up ahead need better tread
Driving in a winter wonderland
Tires slide, drivers panic
Then they steer like they're manic
They jerk left and right and spin out of sight
Drivin' in a winter wonderland
On a side street there's a fender bender
Someone tried to brake on solid ice
Doesn't matter what your age or gender
Before you hit the road you should think twice
Radio says to stay in
If you don't you'll be prayin'
It's quite a feat to stay on the street
Drivin' in a winter wonderland
In the meadow we can see a hatchback
It drifted off the road and landed there
And every bridge in town's a frozen patch, Mack
You can try to cross them if you dare
There's a truck goin' sideways
As it speeds down the highway
I'm glad that I've got four-wheel drive
Drivin' in a winter wonderland
Every road's a demolition derby
As bumpers, doors and headlights are destroyed
Bouncing off the guard rail and the curb-y
Auto body shops are overjoyed
Winter snow is a-blowin'
I can't see where I'm goin'
I hope I don't stall on my way to the mall
Drivin' in a winter wonderland
Drivin' in a winter wonderland
And the traffic is crawlin'
The cars up ahead need better tread
Driving in a winter wonderland
Tires slide, drivers panic
Then they steer like they're manic
They jerk left and right and spin out of sight
Drivin' in a winter wonderland
On a side street there's a fender bender
Someone tried to brake on solid ice
Doesn't matter what your age or gender
Before you hit the road you should think twice
Radio says to stay in
If you don't you'll be prayin'
It's quite a feat to stay on the street
Drivin' in a winter wonderland
In the meadow we can see a hatchback
It drifted off the road and landed there
And every bridge in town's a frozen patch, Mack
You can try to cross them if you dare
There's a truck goin' sideways
As it speeds down the highway
I'm glad that I've got four-wheel drive
Drivin' in a winter wonderland
Every road's a demolition derby
As bumpers, doors and headlights are destroyed
Bouncing off the guard rail and the curb-y
Auto body shops are overjoyed
Winter snow is a-blowin'
I can't see where I'm goin'
I hope I don't stall on my way to the mall
Drivin' in a winter wonderland
Drivin' in a winter wonderland
Lyrics copyright 2005 Rex Ungericht. All rights reserved.
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well said, outstanding job. 5's
Yep, been there done that. Great stuff Rex.
This is awesome, Rex. Take these 5's proudly.
Great stuff as usual
: D : D Cute!! 5's
right on description of winter driving..
Would that be worse than driving through Los Angeles in pouring rain?
Thanks all. And 2Eagle, the worst traffic I have ever been in was rush hour in LA, without rain. I don't even want to consider what it would be like in a downpour. :-)
Wow! Great rhymes. Great comedy. Great stuff!
Rounding it out with a perfect 10, you earned it. Loved the line "bounced off..curb-y"
Couldn't stop laughing and my boss was womdering what I was up to becuase I was at work
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