Hey you
Here in Vegas with lots of dollars in your hand
I said hey you
We’ve got gals, bikini clad

They’re fighting in a swimming pool full of pudding
They’re writhing in a swimming pool full of pudding
They’re twining in a swimming pool full of pudding
Every evening at nine
Yes they’re looking so fine

Sometimes
All that pudding can lubricate bikini tops
I said sometimes
Well those tops just might slip off

While fighting in a swimming pool full of pudding
While writhing in a swimming pool full of pudding
While twining in a swimming pool full of pudding
Every evening at nine
Won’t you try the free wine

Later
When you’re throwing your cash around just like a fool
I said later
You can join them in the pool

But shortly after that they’ll all be goodbye-ing
You won’t be getting what you thought you were buying
And we’ll tell you “that’s life”
Now go back to your wife