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Song Parodies -> "Kentucky Bourbon"

Original Song Title:

"Kentucky Woman"

Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Kentucky Bourbon"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

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Kentucky bourbon
Is great with a mixer and lime
But I drink it straight
And I know it'll make me feel fine
And I love it, God knows I love it

Kentucky bourbon
It makes me swagger
It makes me stagger
Kentucky bourbon

Well it ain't the kind of a drink
That you give to the kids
And if you start drinking a lot
You'll be hitting the skids
But I love it, God knows I love it

Kentucky bourbon
I really nom it
And then I vomit
Kentucky bourbon

I don't want much
A case or two of V.O.B.
Or something such
The Bluegrass state can make it
Sweet and good
Ain't no doubt
I'm talkin' about

Kentucky bourbon
I'm feelin' witty
You're lookin' pretty
Kentucky bourbon

That sour mash
Fermented and distilled and aged
Just take my cash
And give me more 'cause it is
Sweet and good
Ain't no doubt
I'm talkin' about

Kentucky bourbon
Why can't I walk straight
Why can't I talch straig
Kenthucky burbo
Kenwucky buhbuh
Kentahbah bahbah

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Patrick - October 31, 2013 - Report this comment
Clever use of the original. Like the way the singer's vocalizations sort of slurred at the end.

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