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Song Parodies -> "Lois and Lana"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Barry Manilow

Parody Song Title:

"Lois and Lana"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

DKTOS? Seriously?
His name was Clark Kent, he was from Smallville
He was a nerdy farmer's kid, with a secret that he hid
He had an outfit, looked kinda fruity
But he still wore it anyway when he had to save the day
He was more famous than Ginger and Mary Ann
And although he was really super
He was still a man

And so Lois, Lois and Lana
They caught the eye of Superman-a
It was Lois, Lois and Lana
No indecision when his x-ray vision
Looked at Lois, and Lana too

His name was Kal-El, he was from Krypton
With super strength beyond compare, he could fly up in the air
He was much faster than speeding bullets
And he became a superstar, rescued people near and far
And women by the score all wished he lived next door
And while some thought they'd be his mother
Others wanted more

But it's Lois, Lois and Lana
Who turned the head of Superman-a
It was Lois, Lois and Lana
They would play hooky to have super nookie
It was Lois, and Lana too

[break while Superman saves the world....again]

His name was Clark Kent, his name was Kal-El
He was a man who had two names, and a man who had two dames
They'd holler "save me" and he'd come running
And when they saw the man of steel, they would always cop a feel
'Cause when you're wearing tights everything's in plain sight
And so when Superman's feeling frisky
Who'll it be tonight?

It was Lois, Lois and Lana
A Superman spouse was their plan-a
It was Lois, Lois and Lana
They were apalled when he chose Eric Baldwin
Leaving Lois, And Lana too

They had no clue

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Mark Scotti - June 15, 2009 - Report this comment
A "Super" parody, and what a super menage that would be...
AFW - June 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey..great job on this..humorous and expertly composed
Jorel - June 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Wvunderbar! Loved it... he's a chip off the ol' block!

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