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Song Parodies -> "Smells Like Punmkin Pie"

Original Song Title:

"Smells Like Teen Spirit"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Smells Like Punmkin Pie"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

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Load up the house
With your kin
It's time to have a feast again
It takes a lot to feed this herd
At least a dozen turkey birds

Hello, hello, hello, hello
Oh no, the dough is slow to grow
And so lets go and po' some mo'
Bordeaux, Merlot, Pinot

On Thanksgiving please mom heed us
Here we are now, won't you feed us
We want stuffing and asparagus
Green bean casserole, sauteed carrots

Mashed potatoes!
Sweet potatoes!
And hot cocoa!
With marshmallows!

So give me some turkey breast
And ham and rolls and all the rest
It's piled high so I begin
I clean my plate then start again

Hello, hello, hello, hello
It's Joe, Hugo, Jethro, and Moe
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Leo, Elmo, and Bo

Come on TV, entertain us
Food and football will sustain us
Fill our plates and don't restrain us
Here we are now, we're voracious

And we swallow
More potatoes!
Gravy runs low
So go make mo'!

[sounds of eating, and football on TV]

So many things for me to taste
Oh yeah, it always makes me smile
Offer me more, just bear in mind
You'll find I'm never disinclined

Fritos, fritos, fritos, fritos
Cheetos, cheetos, cheetos, cheetos
Jello, jello, jello, jello
Swallow, swallow, swallow

On this one day you can't scold us
We keep feasting til we're bulbous
Now my trousers are unbuttoned
'Cause I acted like a glutton

And tomorrow
Turkey tacos
Bird burritoes
Giblet nachos

And more football
Give us football
Friday football
College Football
Running football
Passing football
Kicking football
Lots of football
And a pub crawl

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Matthias - October 18, 2010 - Report this comment
It seems that we both stopped by the Pumpkin patch for this round. Yours is centered around Thanksgiving (which might be a bit early... It's not even November yet buddy) and mine is a Halloween parody with evil pumpkins from outer space coming to life. I guess our own personal "Nirvana" just involves pumpkins.
Mark Scotti - October 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Gettin' hungry...can't wait for the chow day!!
Old Man Ribber - October 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanksgiving parodies are perhaps the rarest of all...and this is a good one. ;D
norCalWitch - October 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Yeah, that's what we like, Sir: Family ~ FootBall ~ Feasting & Beasting . . .
TJC - October 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Excellent and interesting use of the OS... unexpected! Gorge on these 5 additional slices--then come back for seconds... and thirds!
Mark Scotti - October 20, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Loved having "seconds" on this great holiday parody!
Ann Hammond - October 22, 2010 - Report this comment
he he
Agrimorfee - October 23, 2010 - Report this comment
I was wondering if you were going to make room for Jello...and you did! ;)
Below Average Dave - October 25, 2010 - Report this comment
The rhyming was just phenomenal Rex that's all I can really say here, fantastic Thanksgiving tribute, even if it was a tad on the early side.
bobpiecheese - October 26, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) A-ha! More delicious morsels of information about this elusive 'Thanksgiving'. It seems to revolve around stuffing one's face and watching football. Well, I'm down with that (the food part, don't like watching sports), especially if it allows for fantastic parodies like this one right here. 555!

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