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Song Parodies -> "Geo"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Duran Duran

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

Hanging from my rear-view mirror is a fuzzy pair of dice
Gotta lot of style, yes my ride is very nice
With my custom recessed blinking license plate lights I know my auto is the best
I've got a backseat cover that's among the furriest

I drive a Geo that was made in '98
I had 'em die press “HOT CAR” on my license plate
I think my Star Wars Yoda floor mats really rate
Oh Geo, Geo you're my “catch a female” bait

One time I hit a peach that was laying in the street
It snapped my axle bar and threw me from my seat
Now I've got a steering wheel tattoo
Because the air bag was just a worn out balloon

I drive a Geo that was made in '98
It's got a bumper sticker with a smiley face
It shakes and groans whenever I accelerate
Oh Geo, Geo, why can't I pick up a date

[female laughter aimed at my car]

Hey now, woo look at this the exhaust is turning brown
Every time that I drive I hope I'll survive
It makes me feel alive, alive, alive
I wet my pants when I went in a slide and flipped it
And it got me thinking this car is trippin', that's just what I'm thinking

I drive a Geo that was made in '98
It's almost just as fast as rusty roller skates
When women see it they don't want to procreate
Oh Geo, Geo why can't you attract a mate

I drive a Geo that was made in '98
It squeals like Cindy Brady when I hit the brakes
And it'll go in all directions, just not straight
Oh Geo, Geo guess I never will get laid

goo goo goo goo g'joob
goo goo goo goo g'joob
goo goo goo goo g'joob
Disclaimer: I have never owned a Geo.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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Peregrin - June 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Ah Rex, your disclaimer came too late! I am already convinced you did :) Love the way you worked Cindy Brady in. Brakes that lisp, that's something new!
Agrimorfee - June 27, 2008 - Report this comment
5ers Rex, you put the metal to that parody pedal! (googoogoojoob?! LOL)
Rex - June 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Many thanks, P & A.
Red Ant - June 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Great parody, Rex. I had a Geo Metro, and no, they aren't babe magnets. I got a ticket for doing 74 in a 55 once while driving it: the judge didn't believe it could go that fast. The acceleration is good if you get the engine near redline. Fortunately, the air bags *do* work: my Geo lost a fight with a tree that came out of nowhere and I walked away. 555
UnknownVotress - June 28, 2008 - Report this comment
. . . . only thing worse than a ~Gee-Ohh~ is a Rambler, Sir !
John Jenkins - June 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Great title substitution and clever, self-deprecating humor.
Max Power - July 12, 2008 - Report this comment
bobpiecheese - July 22, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) DKTOS, so I just sang it to the verses of "Video Killed The Radio Star". Don't know WHY, but I did. That said, this was bloody brilliant, mate! Absolute classic. 555 for you!
Syncronos - July 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Ahhh quit yer didn't have to drive your mom's old Lincoln around with the seats all broken and the windows that didn't go up so when it rained you ALWAYS got that out loud? *ahem* Lovely parody. All 5s from me...Geo is a fine automobile...
Below Average Dave - July 24, 2008 - Report this comment
I'll take the geo from ya if it really will keep women off me. . .Geo Geo them female repeal:) Awesome rhyme scheme, and probably one of the most well rounded parodies I've read by you. . .Loved it.

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