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Song Parodies -> "Head of Hair"

Original Song Title:

"Angry Chair"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alice in Chains

Parody Song Title:

"Head of Hair"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

Paced to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn82dMFGN8g.
Looking for a head of hair?
Got a lot of skin up there
Causing everyone to stare?

Soon I will show you the way
You can cap off your dismay
Get rid of that hell toupee
That looks like Snape everyday

We agree it isn’t fair
That your scalp becomes so bare
When your head grows through your hair

“Chrome Dome” is not a cliché
Your head reflects the sun’s rays
“Disco Ball” now is your name
Looks like your head is aflame

Your head’s like a flare
Man it shines
Yes it’s quite a glare
In my eyes
If it makes you swear
Don’t decline
To get a head of hair
Just like mine

Male pattern baldness, go ‘way
Alopecia ends today
With our new miracle spray

Surgery was just a craze
Pills might work one of these days
Minoxidil? You should just pray

Put reservations aside
It’s time for you to decide
We wouldn’t lie, and besides
It’s guaranteed (unless tried)

Life’s so fine with hair
It’s divine
You’ll look fine with hair
I opine
You’ll see signs of hair
All the time
If you just sign right there
On the line

Thanks for your order today
It’s fifty dollars (a day)
You want a refund? No way!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Matthias - November 06, 2007 - Report this comment
You know there's a cheaper way to help solve this problem. It's called a hat.
AFW - November 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Smooth and slick job, hair...
Rex - November 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Matthias and AFW.
Andria - November 07, 2007 - Report this comment
If you're looking for a head of hair, I've definitely got one. My hair is over 3 feet long, very curly, very textured and bright, natural flame red in color and frequently complimented on. Caring for it can be demanding, but I love it and the compliments that go along with it. These 5's are for you...
Darrell Wilhelm - November 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I identify with this song because I started to go bald in 8th grade and I shaved my head to make up for the difference, which I still do. I appreciated Andria's comment, as well as Matthias', and Rex, you are going to be looking at a nice row of 5s.
Red Ant - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
I voted this yesterday but the computer went down before I could comment. You guys are kicking a$$ in this contest. Another perfectly singable AiC parody and one that I haven't done. Awesome work, Rex, I would have loved to have written this one. Favorite line: "It’s guaranteed (unless tried)". 555
Agriimorfee - November 09, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Not only are you the president of the Parody Writing Club For Everyone, you are also a client!
Matthias - November 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Fifty bucks a day? I'd rather be bald!!!
bobpiecheese - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Would've worked well in the Decathlon, had 'Emo/Punk/Metal' been put with 'Make Your Own Commercial'. Either way, it still kicks ass!
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I though the rhyme scheme was excellent, but I have to be honest some of the lines lost me a bit as far as comedy. . .It was still a very good write, I just think this one wasn't necessarily up to the standards of some of your other rounds, that said you have a pretty high standard--so no fret.
Rex - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Andria, Darrell, RA, Agri, Matthias, bobpie, and BAD. And Dave, no prob, if everyone had the same sense of humor a lot of comedians would be out of work :-).

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