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Song Parodies -> "Erotica"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

Guys are waitin’ in bars
Without a date
To take home in their cars

Internet is still free
They head for home
And surf for a dream

All alone in their domains
They’re watching web erotica
Never looking up again
They’re watching web erotica

Well it’s right there on display
Oh, it’s there for them everyday
With a click of the mouse
She’s removing her blouse

It’s so easy to fall from grace
Real relations will be replaced
They’ll just stay in the house
With their virtual spouse

Everywhere around the world
They’re watching web erotica
Every night a different girl
They’re watching web erotica

Their PC will take them there
They’re watching web erotica
Their PC will let ‘em stare
They’re watching web erotica

They’re watching web erotica
With Betty and Veronica
They’re looking for exotica
They’re watching web erotica
Today, risque, oy vey, they play, today

My country 'tis of thee (today)
Land of depravity (today)
Of thee I sing (today)
Another schwing
Today, I say, hey wait, display for pay? No way!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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McKludge - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey, how did you know what I've been doing? You spying on me? Click here and get 5.55 Mb/sec of streaming porn!
AFW - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
This hits the male, er, nail right on the head..
UnKnownVo - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
. . .Oh, this land of depravity . . . THERE WILL BE . . .
Rex - March 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks McKludge, AFW, UnKnownVo.

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