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Song Parodies -> "Santa's Sleigh"

Original Song Title:

"Jesse's Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rick Springfield

Parody Song Title:

"Santa's Sleigh"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

Santa is an elf
Yeah, I know he’s quite a bit oversized
But every Christmas eve
He’s up there in the skies
Santa’s got himself a sleigh
and I wanna make it mine

‘Cause it’s moving as fast as light
So it’s gotta have a deflector just like Star Trek
Yeah ‘cause it goes all over the world in just one night

You know
I wish that I had Santa’s sleigh
I wish that I had Santa’s sleigh
How can I get possession of that

I’m sure there’s gotta be a way
A way that I can get my hands on that sleigh
And then I’ll learn its secrets
And I’ll sell ‘em for loot
He’ll never make it past Chicago
With my missiles in pursuit

And I’ll hammer it from the sky
Then I’ll examine all the technology in it
Then I’ll auction it on eBay late, late at night

You know
I wish that I had Santa’s sleigh
I wish that I had Santa’s sleigh
Who wouldn’t want a trophy like that

Like Santa’s sleigh
I wish that I had Santa’s sleigh
I’d make a set of blueprints
I’d make a mint with blueprints like that

And it carries tons of toys every year
And I’m wondering how that can be
They say it’s held up by Christmas cheer
I say it’s elven technology

Tell me, what would you pay for knowledge like that

You know
I wish that I had Santa’s sleigh
I wish that I had Santa’s sleigh
I want Santa’s sleigh

And now I’ve launched my missiles at it
At Santa’s sleigh
But once again he got away
(I missed) I missed Santa’s sleigh

(Ho ho ho!)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 8

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Matthias - November 26, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm not positive... but I THINK that bombing Santa puts you on the naughty list....
Rick C - November 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Good Christmas parody! I liked how you kept the possessive theme of the OS. 555
Red Ant - November 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Reverse engineering of Santa's sleigh for profit... count me in! I paid you 3 5s for the idea and execution... the execution of the parody, that is...
Rex - November 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Matthias, Rick, and Red Ant.
BonnieB - November 26, 2007 - Report this comment
That was fantastic, Rex, how about a big red 5 for the front of your sleigh.
John Jenkins - November 26, 2007 - Report this comment
A very well told story of a 21st century Grinch.
BulldozerBegins - November 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Genius. Now I gotta release my own.

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