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Song Parodies -> "No Tissue"

Original Song Title:

"Scar Tissue"

Original Performer:

The Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"No Tissue"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

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No paper in the restroom stall
There's not a single sheet at all
Didn't look, now I'm stuck here 'cause
Not a single square
In the holder there so what will I do, now
'Cause the roll is bare right here in this loo, now

Is there someone I can call
Some attendant here at this shopping mall
Need to be wipin' myself
Somewhere there's paper on a shelf so
Someone hear my prayer and bring me tissue, now
Just a couple squares and then I'll make do, now
But there's no one there so what will I do

Someone didn't hear roll call
Wish I had me a scarf or shawl
Heck, I'd use a popcorn ball 'cause
This is so unfair
On the porcelin chair with my business through, now
But no Charmin there so I think I'll sue, now

No paper in the bathroom stall
Wonder if there's some at all, there
Maybe on the next-door wall
I'll get a papered moon if I have to crawl to
Make it over there, that is what I'll do, now
Gonna go and snare me a sheet or two, now
If the roll is bare gonna shout "oh, poo!"

I'm creeping to the next-door stall
My pants are down, don't wanna fall
Realize my mistake because
On the ceiling there
There's a camera there so what can I do, now
I can feel them stare, yes they got a view, now
Guess this whole affair will show on YouTube

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Matthias - January 11, 2011 - Report this comment
It takes Rex to write a poo-parody that I actually enjoy. This was quite humorous because I've been here several times before. Usually at home and not at a shopping mall but it sucks when you run out of T.P.
Jonathan S. - January 11, 2011 - Report this comment
This is very funny stuff. The "papered moon" line in particular made me laugh. 555
Mark Scotti - January 11, 2011 - Report this comment
LOL!!!! Reminds me of the OLD kid's parody of 'Branded" ("Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl. What do you do when you're stranded, and you haven't got a roll???")
Blaydeman - January 12, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I don't have any T.P., so I hope some 555's will do. Great Work!
bobpiecheese - January 22, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Ha! That was great, we've all been there, right? Right?! I personally think that the minimum amount of paper you need is three squares: one up, one down and one to polish (all Red Dwarf fans will get what I mean). 555 rolls of bog roll for you!
Agrimorfee - January 24, 2011 - Report this comment
Once again, the weak rhymes of RHCP just beg for humor, and i love what you did with this Rex--made a funny story out of a situation that often stems out of real life. Painted a really disgusting usage for a popcorn ball...that is classy writing there!
Below Average Dave - January 24, 2011 - Report this comment
This, Rex, is amazing. . .loved it seriously
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ - September 11, 2012 - Report this comment

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