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Song Parodies -> "Stubbly (The Breakup Song)"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Colbie Calliat

Parody Song Title:

"Stubbly (The Breakup Song)"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

By request, a female POV breakup version of Bubbly. DKTOS?
Never count me out

We've been apart for awhile now
It's got me thinking you're so vile now
And every time I see your stubbly face
I get the need to put you in your place

I stomp on your toes
And I hammer your nose
The punches I throw
Both high and low
I'm feeling hostile
I'll wipe off your smile now
I swing a right
And you are K.O.'d

I find it galling that you caused me pain
I've made my feelings on this pretty plain
When you ran off with that raunchy whore
I couldn't stand your face anymore

I step on your toes
And I punch at your nose
And you've gotta know
I'm real P.O.'d
I'll put you on trial
For killing my smile now
It was a crime
When you chose to go

And it'll just make my day
When your girl decides she's gay
I'll say - yessss

You chose what you chose
I guess that's how it goes
And everyone knows
That you're so low
They've seen for awhile
That you've got no style now
I should have run
When you said hello

We've been apart for awhile now
I'm disillusioned with your guile now
And every time I see you out with her
I'm puzzled by the women you prefer

I turn on my toes
And I turn up my nose
And head for a show
With my new beau
His gentleman's style
Really making me smile now
It's so sublime

Forever forever forever my guy
Forever forever forever my guy

Forever my guy
He says "bye"
And I stomp his shoe
Like it happened with you

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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Matthias - July 22, 2008 - Report this comment
I've heard this god-awful original song so many times on the radio that I didn't even need the Youtube video to hear her annoying, high-pitched voice. As you can tell I loathe the original song, and this was a good slam on it. A complete 180.
Andrew D. Lacroix - July 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Great song! Nice take on the OS. 555.
Rex - July 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Matthias and Andrew.
Kate and Nicole - November 26, 2008 - Report this comment
OMG that is PERFECT. absolutly perfect. we were soooo sick of that criminaly bad excuse for a song and u just made it all SOOO much better lol. 555
Cody Slusher - December 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Do a parody about jerk friend that drive your girlfriend to not date you or you never tell your dream girl that you like her but before she tell you,she moves. Yep! that happen to me in the 6th grade.
Jeff Reuben - February 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Funny...sorry I missed this at first. I came across this writing a parody of the same song with the same name, but definitely a way different theme and lyrics ;)

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