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Song Parodies -> "Swiss Miss"

Original Song Title:

"This Kiss"

Original Performer:

Faith Hill

Parody Song Title:

"Swiss Miss"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

I don’t want another cola
I don’t need another ginger ale, no
I don’t want no carbonation
That’ll make me burp like a gale
‘Cause I’ve got a taste for chocolate
I can drink it by the pail

It’s a cup of cocoa
But just carefully sip
Using boiling water
You could blister your lips
It’s still worth all the risk, though
It’s (aah) delectible

Swiss Miss, Swiss Miss
(With marshmallows)
Swiss Miss, Swiss Miss

First you open up the package
And you pour it in the mug
Add a cup of heated water
Stir it up then tilt back and chug
If you’re feeling melancholy
Baby, it’s a wonder drug

It’s a cup of cocoa
It’s a cup o’ hot cheer
It’s an alternate beverage
When we’re all out of beer
Pour some Irish Crème in there
It’s (aah) enjoyable

Swiss Miss, Swiss Miss
(With alcohol)
Swiss Miss, Swiss Miss

Your intolerance to lactose
Throws your stomach all out of whack
If you drink it without medication
You could have a flatus attack
But once you’ve tasted chocolate
You can never go back
It’s got me floating, it’s got me flying

It's the serotonin
That suffuses your brain
It’s the dopamine reflex
That’s akin to cocaine
It’s the rush of the sugar
It’s (aah) still legal now

Swiss Miss, Swiss Miss
(I drank it all)
Swiss Miss, Swiss Miss

It's the way it stirs me, baby
It's the way it hooks me, darlin’

It’s a cup of cocoa
It’s a scheme of the Swiss
It’s erotic refreshment
It’s a feeling of bliss
It’s a choco-orgasm
It’s (aah) so sensual

Swiss Miss, Swiss Miss
(I need a smoke)
Swiss Miss, Swiss Miss

There’s none in the pantry, baby
Gotta go out shopping, darlin’

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Matthias - October 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Getting into the Christmas season a bit early are we now?
Tommy Turtle - October 29, 2007 - Report this comment
"But once you’ve tasted chocolate / You can never go back" Hmmm.... I've heard that. that's true... Five shots of phenylethylamine while it's still legal.
Jonathan - October 29, 2007 - Report this comment
yeah I love "Swiss Miss" 545
AFW - October 29, 2007 - Report this comment
I buy Swiss Miss, but like it made with milk...tricky parody, here...
Rex - October 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Many thanks Matthias, TT, Jon, and AFW.
Jay-Z - March 14, 2008 - Report this comment
You should hear Cletus T. Judd's 'This Kiss' parody called 'Christmas'

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