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Song Parodies -> "Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, and Hermione Granger"

Original Song Title:

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

Original Performer:

Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins)

Parody Song Title:

"Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, and Hermione Granger"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

Hey Huffle Huffle Huffle hey Hufflepuff
Hey Huffle Huffle Huffle hey Hufflepuff

Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, and Hermione Granger
Following a quest from Dumbledore (the Lone Arranger)
If they find the Horcruxes they might be out of danger
Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, and Hermione Granger

Hey Raven Raven Raven hey Ravenclaw
Hey Raven Raven Raven hey Ravenclaw

The young Tom Riddle learned a fact that he could not ignore
The path to rule the universe lay through the Dumbledore
So he turned into Voldemort and planned his coup d’etat
Not knowing that he’d have to face a young menage a trois

They’re
Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, and Hermione Granger
Finding that their situation keeps on getting stranger
Never knowing who could be the next allegiance changer
Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, and Hermione Granger

Hey Griffin Griffin Griffin hey Griffindor
Hey Griffin Griffin Griffin hey Griffindor

Professor Moody always kept an eye out just for them
Did anyone think diaphram instead of diadem?
Their magical abilities are way beyond compare
They waved their wands and J. K. Rowling’s now a billionaire!

They’re
Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, and Hermione Granger
None of their Patronuses resembles a phalanger
Bet they wished they had the help of Walker, Texas Ranger
Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, and Hermione Granger

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.9

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Peter Andersson - July 30, 2007 - Report this comment
My HP knowledge gathering has so far been held up at the end of the second movie (that means I'm to cheap to pay to see them at the local theathre and that I'm holding out for them to come on television) but I found this parody to be enjoyable anyway. The title line's a real find despite being nowhere near the original's.
Dylan Baranski - July 30, 2007 - Report this comment
In fact, I just finished the 7th book this weekend, but I'm not giving the plot away. I give you automatic 5-5-5 for not giving away anything major, either.
Agrimorfee - July 30, 2007 - Report this comment
This works well...although, does one say "Her-MY-uh-NEE" or "Her-MY-NEE"? I thought it was the former, which makes for an iffy chorus pace, but you worked hard on it.555
Rex - July 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Peter - thanks. Now you have a couple of hints at what's coming up. Dylan - With book 7 just out, I didn't want to reveal anything critical like how Yoda shows up and kills Voldemort with his lightsaber (oh, I should not have said that). Agrimorfee - I've always thought it's Her-My-Nee, I'll have to watch one of the movies again to make sure.
Matthias - July 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Ah, That's who they should have hired as yet another replacement for Defence Against The Dark Arts, Chuck Norris. Great song here, I'm on chapter 15 I need to find some time when I can just sit down and read, because so far so good.
alvin - July 30, 2007 - Report this comment
my fave of the day
Rex - July 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Matthias - what a concept! Norris: ok class, today we will be practicing roundhouse kicks. Class: again? alvin - thanks.
Jack Wilson - July 30, 2007 - Report this comment
This was awesome! 5s
John Jenkins - July 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Your creative use of "menage a trois" earns you trois cinqs.
Spaff.com - July 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Love it. Especially the "Walker: Texas Ranger" line.
Rex - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Jack - thanks, awesome comment! John - thanks, I kinda liked the d'etat / trois pairing myself. Spaff - maybe Walker was there - I have it on good authority that several Death Eaters died from roundhouse kick related injuries.
Kristof Robertson - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment
As a huge HP fan, this is possibly the funniest parody of the books I've ever read...extra kudos for the wonderfully contrived "Granger" rhymes. 555+++

p.s. On the "Hermione" pronunciation...Brits would naturally contract it to 3 syllables (actually 3 1/2...the schwa is barely pronounced)...so this works perfectly well
Wicked Green Queen - November 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Grand, just all 5's. I love these parodies.
Skip - October 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Miss Justine recorded it. It's on ParodyMan.com

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