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Song Parodies -> "Take Me Out to the Ball Game"
Original Song Title:
"Take Me Out to the Ball Game"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Take Me Out to the Ball Game"
Parody Written by:
Rex Ungericht
The Lyrics
Have you been to a baseball game recently? Oh, what a menu!
Take me out to the ball game
Take me out for some beer
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack
Grab some pizza on your way back
Then it's bar-b-q and burritos
If they run out it's a shame
'Cause it's one-two-three corny dogs
At the old ball game!
Wheel me out of the ball game
Wheel me out to the car
I'm full of nachos and onion rings
Burgers, ice cream, and buffalo wings
Yes I ate, ate, ate every pretzel
There's no one else I can blame
I gained one-two-three dozen pounds
At the old ball game!
Take me out for some beer
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack
Grab some pizza on your way back
Then it's bar-b-q and burritos
If they run out it's a shame
'Cause it's one-two-three corny dogs
At the old ball game!
Wheel me out of the ball game
Wheel me out to the car
I'm full of nachos and onion rings
Burgers, ice cream, and buffalo wings
Yes I ate, ate, ate every pretzel
There's no one else I can blame
I gained one-two-three dozen pounds
At the old ball game!
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Eating at a ball game is so much fun! I enjoyed hot dogs, popcorn, and cotton candy when I went to see the Yankees play a while back. I even gained 10 pounds reading your parody. I was also thinking about "The Sandlot" movies about those overweight boys in the movie that enjoy eating. Well, here's 5 Corn Dogs, 5 Cracker Jacks, and 5 Peanuts!!
And the condiments are free
Masterful job, nothing like the aroma to the nose and the green to the eye at the ballpark!
The food has to be the best part of the Baseball experiance, although after eating all that you probably had to sell your home and your car that ballpark food is EXPENSIVE!!!! Lovely parody though for the start of summer!
That was really, really funny!!!
Great "take" on the song.
You must have spent 555 dollars on food!
Many thanks Christie, Glen, Jim, Matthias, and Mark! Ballpark franks for everyone!
Kansas City Royals are boasting of renovations to Kauffman Stadium, including extensive menu comparable to best restaurants in town, recreational area for kids. And, somewhere off in the distance, you might see some guy swinging a bat, or throwing a ball.
Then go on a diet be forced to eat Grapefruit(Eeyuck)and wheatgerm(Cough,Cough,gag,gag) and have nothing but Rabbit Food(Here Bunny,Bunny,Bunny) and remember when you take the T out of Diet you get the word DIE
Authentic Ball Park Hot Dogs theres nothing better then authentic ball park hot dogs i like Catsup Mustard and Pickles
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