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Song Parodies -> "Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Garter"

Original Song Title:

"Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter"

Original Performer:

Herman's Hermits

Parody Song Title:

"Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Garter"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

Mrs. Brown, you've got a lovely garter
One that I feel privileged to see
And it feels like satin to my touch
I thank you very much for showing it to me

I remember every time I've seen it
All the times I've handled it at night
And I know it means so much to you
And you'll bid me adieu if I don't treat it right

Elastic band, flexible and snappy
Now in my hand, makes me feel so happy

Silk and lace and oh so very frilly
Made for showing off to special friends
And I know you wouldn't want it torn
You want it to adorn your lovely leg again

You wear it well, there's no doubt about it
But for awhile you will be without it

I'm so glad that you came 'round to see me
Here's your ticket, come back Saturday
We'll be here from nine a.m. to three
You have our guarantee we'll clean it carefully

Mrs. Brown, you've got a lovely garter
(I'd sure like to see it on your daughter)
Mrs. Brown, you've got a lovely garter

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alvin - March 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Jack Wilson - March 22, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL you watch American idol and saw Peter Noone wason this week right? If so,, that would explain the Herman's Hermits parodies from you this week,, awesome job,Ive parodied this OS 3 times
John Barry - March 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Rex - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin, Jack, and John.
Oom Papa! - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Pretty little Sally
Goes walking down the alley
Displays her pretty ankles
For all of the men!

They can see her garters
But not for free and gratis
Because when she is on a job,
She knows when to say when!

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