Mrs. Brown, you've got a lovely garter
One that I feel privileged to see
And it feels like satin to my touch
I thank you very much for showing it to me

I remember every time I've seen it
All the times I've handled it at night
And I know it means so much to you
And you'll bid me adieu if I don't treat it right

Elastic band, flexible and snappy
Now in my hand, makes me feel so happy

Silk and lace and oh so very frilly
Made for showing off to special friends
And I know you wouldn't want it torn
You want it to adorn your lovely leg again

You wear it well, there's no doubt about it
But for awhile you will be without it

I'm so glad that you came 'round to see me
Here's your ticket, come back Saturday
We'll be here from nine a.m. to three
You have our guarantee we'll clean it carefully

Mrs. Brown, you've got a lovely garter
(I'd sure like to see it on your daughter)
Mrs. Brown, you've got a lovely garter