-> "The Everlasting Glaze"
Original Song Title:
"The Everlasting Gaze"
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Parody Song Title:
"The Everlasting Glaze"
The Lyrics
Yea yea it's sweet bread
You know it's...
You know it's sweet bread
I'm such a glaze head
And it's why I'm not thin
Fried up deep
Filled with jam
Golden brown
I'll take three-
Hundred more
You know it's...
It's hole-y sweet bread
As I eat my belly spreads
I'm so well-rounded
By the dough that I desire
I scarf 'em everyday
I hear Michelle
Obama disapproves
Can fill a hutch
With what I bought
I can never have enough
I'm so addicted
You know it's...
You know it's sweet bread
It's how I get fed
Flaky dough
Just like a dream
And behold
My plate is clean
Please bring new
If you're out
I can't cope
You know it's...
You know it's sweet bread
You know I'm gonna stuff my head
Forever eating
As they come out of the fryer
I feel my teeth decay
But doughnuts call
Into my mouth they move
My hands will clutch
'Em fresh and hot
I can never have enough
I knead my sweet bread
You know that I'm searching for everlasting glaze
Enchanted doughnut frosting that will never go away
If they were digital, well then I would give the nod
To download lemon doughnuts at about a billion baud
You know it's sweet bread
Some might say I'm so obsessed
Forever hunting
Forever hunting for my next
Boatload of sweet bread
I'll eat them all myself
Forever sated
I've confiscated
All of the sweet bread
I'm so desert-ed
And constipated
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