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Song Parodies -> "Santa Claus Is Beating You Up"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Santa Claus Is Beating You Up"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

I'm hearing you scream
I'm hearing you cry
Everything's changed, I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is beating you up

You wouldn't behave
So you're on his list
Gonna give you the gift of his fist
Santa Claus is beating you up

You thought that he was jolly
You thought that he was kind
But spoiled selfish bratty kids
Made him go out of his mind

You can't get away
You don't get a pass
He's got a great big bag of whoop ass
Santa Claus is beating you up

He used to be so happy
With children on his lap
But Christmas is a scary time
Now that Santa Claus has snapped

So you better watch out
You should be afraid
Don't go outside or you could be sleighed
Santa Claus is beating you up

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Agrimorfee - June 30, 2014 - Report this comment
Rexus Dominus Santa Clausus.
Jonathan - June 30, 2014 - Report this comment
well... now I want egg nog! 5's
Dave W. - July 02, 2014 - Report this comment
MO-M-M-M Y

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