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Song Parodies -> "Friends With No Faces"

Original Song Title:

"Friends In Low Places"

Original Performer:

Garth Brooks

Parody Song Title:

"Friends With No Faces"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

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Blame it all on the ads
For surgery fads
And folks who don't like what they've got
They buy nips and tucks
For thousands of bucks
Because they think it'll make 'em look hot

And they're asking for shots
In the weirdest of spots
Convinced it'll make 'em look strong
They all need a clue
Just what are they gonna do
When it all goes horribly wrong

Now I've got friends with no faces
'Cause the scalpel slipped
And there's no traces of nose or lips
Yes it all got clipped
They've all filed malpractice cases
But that won't fix eyes in wrong places
Oh, I've got friends with no faces

But some folks never learn
They hope and they yearn
To look like their favorite star
They save up their cash
Then make a mad dash
To a "clinic" in back of a bar

They're asking for cheeks
That look really chic
They're happy when cutting begins
But when it's all done
They find one of their earlobes
Is now on their chin

And I've got friends with no faces
'Cause the scalpel slipped
Now there's no traces of nose or lips
Yes it all got clipped
They've all filed malpractice cases
But that won't fix eyes in wrong places
Oh, I've got friends with no faces

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Matthias - September 09, 2013 - Report this comment
Fantastic idea and brilliant execution. A CUT above the rest!
Patrick - September 09, 2013 - Report this comment
From the wonderful world of daytime TV. Ads for miracle treatments followed by ads for lawyers filing class action suits against last year's miracle treatment. Billy Joel had the right idea: "I love you just the way you are". Life delivers enough pain for free, I can't see paying for it.
Jonathan - September 09, 2013 - Report this comment
music to my ears... which are now on my neck... dern surgery 5's
Rex - September 10, 2013 - Report this comment
Many thanks Matthias, Patrick, and Jonathan.

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