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Song Parodies -> "All For Leia (Episode IV)"

Original Song Title:

"All For Leyna"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"All For Leia (Episode IV)"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

For those of you in the Artistry contest, I had this parody well underway before I saw Agri's entry in the previous round. I thought about trying to come up with something else for this round, but time and laziness got the better of me.
She sat in a cell
We got her out
Leading us down a garbage chute
And then the walls
Started to close

I thought we were hosed
But then a droid
Opened the door and let us out
Now Obi-Wan's
Our only hope

I'm yelling out "all aboard"
'Cause I'm rescuing Luke and Leia
Luke said I'd get a reward
If I get out of here with Leia
I'm learning I won't be bored
If I'm hangin' with Luke and Leia

We shot out of there
For Yavin IV
But I found time to make a pass
Then 3PO
Got in the way

Turns out we were tracked
I grabbed my cash
She looked at me with such dismay
I've got a bad feeling 'bout this

There's nothing else I can do
'Cause I got a death mark from Jabba
My bill is way overdue
So I gotta go pay off Jabba
Here comes the Death Star, you're through
So I'm gonna go pay off Jabba

So Chewie and I
Headed on out
But it was such a total fail
That I turned around
And fired a shot
And so I knocked Vader off Luke's tail

Luke made a great shot
Right down the shaft
We watched the Death Star go kaboom
But don't forget
Vader's alive

Still, we got a parade
Lots of applause
I got a medal I might hock
It's prob'ly worth
More than a dime

But now the fighting's all through
And I'm hanging around with Leia
And Luke's got eyes for her too
But I'm gonna wind up with Leia
I'll take her to Honolu-
lu then I'll give a lei to Leia

Princess Leia
Princess Leia...

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 10

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 4   1
 5   9

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Agrimorfee - July 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Hehe, well Rex, you covered Ep 4; I covered Ep 5; now who will do Ep6? It did seem a little rushed, but your final line was positively Ungrechtian!
Porfle Popnecker - July 08, 2012 - Report this comment
I liked this one.
Max Power - July 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Remember when Luke and Leia had a kiss in Ep 4? Fast forward to Ep 6 and it becomes awkward.
Jedi 4-EVAH - July 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Great parody. Going to see this classic flick was my very first date. The girl is maybe 2000 light-years away but the memories are GRRRR-REAT!
bobpiecheese - July 17, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I can't remember if I've seen A New Hope all the way through (my bro's DVD's won't work properly on my laptop), but luckily it's one of those things that pop culture has imprinted onto everyone's brains that you're born with knowledge of the basic plot of Star Wars. Excellent parody of a lesser-known BJ song, 555!
Matthias - July 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Did you have help with this or did you do it (Han) Solo? I couldn't help but laugh even though it was a little Chewy. I hope that writing this good isn't a fLUKE of nature. Well until next time I'll see you Vader.
Jeff Reuben - July 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Well done, enjoyed the parody review of the original Star Wars
Below Average Dave - July 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Good parody. . interesting changes from feminine to masculine rhymes. . not big laughs for me unfortunately though. . .but it was good
Glen S - July 19, 2012 - Report this comment
I'm a fan of the movies, so this was an easy sell for me. Especially enjoyed the JABBA stanza, but great throughout.

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