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Song Parodies -> "Don't Go Staking My Heart"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"

Original Performer:

Elton John & Kiki Dee

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Go Staking My Heart"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

A conversation between Dracula and Van Helsing. Don't Know the Original Song? It's on YouTube.
[Dracula]
Don't go staking my heart
[Van Helsing]
You know I'm gonna try
[Dracula]
Van Helsing, if you come near me
[Van Helsing]
You know you're gonna die

[Dracula]
Don't go staking my heart
[Van Helsing]
You can't keep hiding from me
[Dracula]
Van Helsing, I've got locks on my crypt
[Van Helsing]
But they'll never stop me

[Both]
Oh no, it's never ending
[Dracula]
I move around
[Van Helsing]
I hunt you down
[Both]
Oh no, it's never ending
[Van Helsing]
Damn your black arts
[Dracula]
I'll tear you apart
Oooh, I'll tear you apart

[Dracula]
So don't go staking my heart
[Van Helsing]
I'll soon be staking your heart
[Both]
Gonna catch you off guard

[Dracula]
In Transylvania
[Van Helsing]
I managed to maim ya
[Dracula]
Just wait 'til I get even
[Van Helsing]
I've got more silver bullets

[Dracula]
I am the one true bat man
[Van Helsing]
I'm gonna show you the light
[Dracula]
Come and meet your fate in my fangs
[Van Helsing]
I got your heart in my sight

[Both]
Oh no, it's never ending
[Dracula]
I'll show you who's boss
[Van Helsing]
I've got a cross
[Both]
Oh no, it's never ending
[Van Helsing]
Meet me tonight
[Dracula]
I'll give you a bite
Oooh, I'll give you a bite

[Dracula]
Don't go staking my heart
[Van Helsing]
I'll put a stake in your heart
[Both]
Gonna rip you apart

[fight scene]

[Both]
Oh no, it's never ending
[Van Helsing]
Now you're going down
[Dracula]
You're such a clown
[Van Helsing]
There in the mirror
[Dracula]
I never appear
[Both]
Ohhh, I'll get you this year

[Dracula]
Don't go staking my heart
[Van Helsing]
I'll soon be staking your heart
[Dracula]
Don't go staking my heart
[Van Helsing]
I'll put a stake in your heart
[Dracula]
Don't go staking my heart
[Van Helsing]
A wooden stake in your heart
[Dracula]
Don't go staking my heart
[Van Helsing]
I'm gonna stakeout your heart
[Dracula]
Don't go staking my heart
[Van Helsing]
A t-bone stake in your heart

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Overall Rating: 4.7

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Vlad the Rad Rater - September 03, 2014 - Report this comment
There was a lot at stake here, 5s [8>)
Jonathan - September 03, 2014 - Report this comment
I Vant to give you 5's
Claude Prez - September 03, 2014 - Report this comment
Great title; wonderfully executed. I was starting to think I was coming to the wrong place looking for humorous parodies instead of boring ass whack job pissing contests
Dave W. - September 03, 2014 - Report this comment
I could see this sung at a *theme park near you* for their Halloween musicals
Rex - September 04, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks Vlad, Jonathan, Claude, and Dave!
Agrimorfee - September 04, 2014 - Report this comment
Rez so glad to see you here. The prof in me sez that was a bit repetitious but the peacekeeper in me sez rah rah sis boom bah...for some reason.(this website, I dunno what to think nowadays)

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