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Song Parodies -> "96 Beers"

Original Song Title:

"96 Tears"

Original Performer:

? and the Mysterians

Parody Song Title:

"96 Beers"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

Don't Know The Original Song (DKTOS)? It's on YouTube. Disclaimer: Do not drink 96 beers in one session. Send them to me instead.
So many lagers for one guy to be drinkin'
So many lagers for one guy to guzzle down

I'll start a tab now
With my Visa
And I'll start drinkin'
A beer or three
Then you come 'round
And give me a dare
We're gonna be here
For quite a little while
Because I'm gonna show you
I don't fear
A night of tryin'
Ninety-six beers
Try
Try

And when the sun comes up
I'll be so crocked
You'll be sittin' there
Feelin' shock
That I survived
So much beer
It just astounds you
Holy cow
And I'm right here
Wonderin' how
I'm gonna get you
To buy a round
That I'll try, try, if you'll buy

So many lagers for one guy to be drinkin'
So many lagers for one guy to guzzle down

You're gonna buy ninety-six beers
I'm gonna try ninety-six beers
You're gonna buy, buy buy buy now
I'm gonna try, try try try
Ninety-six beers (c'mon let me try a Bock now)
Ninety-six beers (whoo! Unlimited supply)
Night and day, yeah
All night long
Ninety-six beers
What a guy, c'mon buddy
Let me see you buy now
All night long
Ninety-six beers! Yeah! C'mon now
Ninety-six beers
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Jeff Reuben - July 05, 2011 - Report this comment
A song after my own heart, 96 beers should get us through Happy Hour, right? Funny song, well done!
Old Man Ribber - July 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Rex - Way to leverage the beverage, hail the ale, tout the stout, and do the brew! ;D
Dave W. - July 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Sir, your words very inebriating.. hic cup ..
Andria - July 06, 2011 - Report this comment
You did a better job on this one than I did mine: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/questionmarkthemysterians1.shtml

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Skip Briggs - July 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Very funny. I can relate. Gotta sing it with an attitude (tipsy!).

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