Woke up while dreamin' where to dine
Thinkin' of beef tips cooked in wine
Last night I ate a whole cow just because I could, oh yeah
Something tells me I need to eat less food

Don't care if it's baked or if it's fried
Or even if it's dead or alive
Offer me sixteenths and you know I would
(I ate sixteenths like you knew I would)
Something tells me I need to eat less food
(Something tells me I need to eat less)

I ordered out for a pizza or two
Because I'm needin' a snack to get me through
The hour prior to lunch
(Yes I'm feelin' pangs and I've gotta munch)
I'm feelin' pangs and I've gotta munch

I'm in the grocery store hall of fame
And all the chefs in town know me by my name
And I'll even finish a rib that's been already chewed
(I'll finish riblets that were already chewed)
Something tells me I need to eat less food
(Something tells me I need to eat less)
(Something tells me I need to eat less)

I always stun all the fast food guys
Each time I order two - hundred apple pies
And I told them "draw a pork chop" when I got me tattooed
(They drew a pork chop when I got me tattooed)
Something tells me I need to eat less food
(Something tells me I need to eat less)
Something tells me I need to eat less food
(Something tells me I need to eat less)
Something stewed, oh yeah, something brewed
(Something tells me I need to eat less)
I conclude, I will feud, for some food