Song Parodies -> Sucker

Original Song Title:	"Changes"
Original Performer:	David Bowie

Parody Song Title:	"Sucker"
Parody Written by:	Rex Ungericht

Still don't know what I was thinkin of
'Cause my cash was running low
Another must-have item
On the infomercial here tonight
They said to order right away
So I pulled my credit card out
And I dialed the telephone
And placed my order to be sent to me
By next-day air delivery

Su-su-su-su-sucker
(spendin' all my cash)
Su-su-sucker
My television lets me shop
Su-su-su-su-sucker
(spendin' all my cash)
Su-su-sucker
Just gotta have a super dusting mop
But wait there's more
So order right now

With QVC and HSN
I know I'll be informed
Of must-have merchandise
And they show me plasticware
That always stays organized
And a special pan for omelettes
That will really change my world
And everything's a special bargain
I better buy before they sell them all

Su-su-su-sucker
(spendin' all my cash)
Su-su-sucker
Supplies are always limited
Su-su-su-su-sucker
(spendin' all my cash)
Su-su-sucker
They prey on all the desperate and dimwitted
I've got to have
A contour pillow

Strange fascination, what will I see
When I spend my hours shopping on TV

Su-su-su-su-sucker
(spendin' all my cash)
Su-su-sucker
Just a small fee gets it engraved
Su-su-su-su-sucker
(spendin' all my cash)
Su-su-sucker
And you know the more you spend the more you save
Order right now
And get two for one
I said to order right now
And join in the fun

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Jeff Reuben - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment

I had to read this cause I'm a sucker =) I actually wrote a song with a similar theme but a more obscure OS, great minds think alike! Anyway, this was well done, now if you can just get my wife off that shopping channel for me =)

Rex - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Jeff! This seems to be my week for redundancy - first I post a kung fu parody and MP tells me he's already done it, and now this one. At least I have good taste in who I copy. :-)

Rick C - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment

One of my favorite songs ever! Great job with it, Rex! I'll spend 15.

Rod Worden - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment

Su-su-su-super! Fav: "..the more you spend the more you save" 555

Kristof Robertson - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment

excellent parody of one of my fave Bowie songs. Great job. 555

Meriya C. - November 06, 2005 - Report this comment

I'm glad if anyone was doing a David Bowie parody, it's you and your funny sexy lyrics ^.^

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Song Parodies -> Sucker

"Changes"

David Bowie

"Sucker"

Rex Ungericht

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