You are so beautiful to me
My friends say love is blind and plea
That I see
You are the living model
For Kermit's Miss Piggy
But you are beautiful to me

You are so wonderful to me
Although it always seems that we
Disagree
You've snogged with every driver
Who finished the grand prix
But you are wonderful to me

You are adorable to me
The way you sing like a banshee
With such glee
And babe your halitosis
Can knock over a tree
Still you're adorable to me.

You are so beautiful to me
Although you guzzle my chablis
Drunkenly
And though it's plain your boobies
Hang asymmetrically
You still are beautiful to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.