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Song Parodies -> "The Atom Family"

Original Song Title:

"The Addams Family"

Original Performer:

TV Show Theme

Parody Song Title:

"The Atom Family"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

Don't know the original Addams Family theme song? It's on YouTube.
There's Arsenic and Argon
Zirconium and Xeon
Niobium and Neon
The atom family

There's Fermium and Flourine
Beryllium and Bromine
And Cadmium and Chlorine
The atom family

(Lighter than air)

(It's everywhere)

('Cause it's so rare there's none to spare, anyone care?)

You shouldn't be ignorin'
Beryllium and boron
And oh so many more in
The atom family

*(He)-Helium, (Fe)-Iron, and (Re)-Rhenium

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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 5   3

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Old Man Ribber - July 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Rex - This is the kind of truly "elemental" parody that appears "periodically". I remove all electrons so that my review and scores will be completely (uhh!) "positive"! Nice work. ;D
TJC - July 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Loved it---you, sir are breathing rarefied Lerhe(r)!
Rex - July 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks OMR and TJC. I just noticed I used "Beryllium" twice. I guess I shouldn't try to write parodies while under the influence of science. Just use "And Barium and Bromine" for line six. I can't believe I missed something so element-ary.

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