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Song Parodies -> "50 Ways to Love Your Liver"

Original Song Title:

"50 Ways to Leave Your Lover"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"50 Ways to Love Your Liver"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

The problem is all inside your head, mom said to me
'Cause liver is tasty as a piece of meat can be
I know that if you try it once then you will see
There must be fifty ways to love your liver

She said you really need to eat more healthy food
Furthermore, I think your comment that it's crap is just plain rude
So you keep sitting there
"Til the time that you conclude
There must be fifty ways to love your liver

Fifty ways to love your liver

You just spread on the sauce, Ross
Put it on bread, Ned
And just shovel it in, Flynn
I'm sure you'll agree
Gulp it or chew, Stu
But just get it into you
You'll think that it's great, Nate
That's my guarantee

You just shake on the salt, Walt
Try it with rice, Brice
It's much better than Spam, Sam
So stop the debate
Don't say it's bad, Brad
You're just gonna make dad mad
You're here "til it's gone, Don
So clean off your plate

I said the look of it just makes me want to heave
I wish there was something I could say to get you to believe
That I don't appreciate this
You're trying to deceive
About the fifty ways

She said don't be like that, just try a single bite
And I believe as you're chewing you'll conclude that I am right
I was trapped there, so I tried it and then smiled with delight
There must be fifty ways to love your liver

Fifty ways to love your liver

This stuff is da bomb, mom
Better than pie, Di
I guess I'm eating crow, Flo
"Cause this is the best
This is a hit, Britt
So I'm gonna admit it
It's more than ok, May
I'm really impressed

OK, now she's gone, Dawn
This is the truth, Ruth
Gonna need me a pail, Gail
"Cause I'm gonna spew
I'm turning blue, Sue
"Cause this stuff tastes like doo doo
I'll throw it away, Faye
And tell her I'm through
Lyrics copyright 2006 Rex Ungericht. All rights reserved.

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 29

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Rick C - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, this one de-livered some laughs. 555
alvin rhodes - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
love the parody...hate liver
Stephen Harrington - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
5s, interesting, well wrote.
AFW - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
I used to like liver and onions..not as a kid, tho...funny write..
Paul Robinson - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent job here, Rex! 5's...Some thought-pattern similarities...and also mention of "Spam" in each...and, of course, "heaving" at the very thought of eating liver...lol ~ ~ ~
PMS - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Heaving some fives your way
Arwen - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Very very funny, Rex...I loved the title, and I loved the lyrics!! Great!!
Stuart McArthur - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
beautiful pacing Rex! - what's with liver parodies today? - 555
Paul Robinsonq - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Stuart - I think it's just "Great Minds thinking along the same lines"...yeah, that must be it...
carol - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(giggles like a silly child) 5's
Stuart McArthur - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
I guess so, Paul Robinsonq, because you seem to think along the same lines as that Paul Robinson feller ;-)
Red Ant - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Great stuff Rex, espcially liked the ending.
Rex - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow, thanks everyone. I had no idea liver was so popular. :-)
Larry Hensley - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
well, this parody was funny, Anyway!
Chris Bodily TM - June 04, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) There must be 50 ways to parody this song, and I have not yet seen a bad one. I love the rhymes in the choruses. Great job! It looks to be a tough month. 555
Agrimorfee - June 08, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) A song not just for swingin' livers only!
Red Ant - June 08, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Cat - June 08, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) What can I say? Genius. Had me grinning the whole way, and songs written through a little kid's perspective are especially funny.
Max Power - June 09, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM-See above
Confission - June 10, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) i thought this was going to be an anti-alcohol song at first. but this was even better. cleverly good. there must be 50 why's of being a vegan, and this is one of em
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - June 11, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - Call me sick and perverted but I'm one of those people that actually like to eat liver, especially chicken liver, but red meat liver is OK too. With the right amount of salt and pepper it tastes really good. Served with lingonberry jam (might be know as cowberry jam on your side of the pond) and potatoes it's a piece of heaven on a plate. Not to mention that it does wonders for the hemoglobin of a runner like me. :-)
Rick C - June 14, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Another one I enjoyed re-discovering, Rex.
Matthias - June 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Fry me some liver? I'd rather you not, I've never had it, and hopefully never will!!!!
bobpiecheese - June 20, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Liver? Euch...but as far as the parody goes...nice.
Stuart McArthur - June 24, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I see I've already commented on how good the pacing is here,above, but you also had me with the title, Rex - funny stuff - although with liver, out of the 2 options you offered me, I'll choose "gulp" thanks ;-)
wannabemustangjockey - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - I really need to listen to this OS again. This is the second SOTM where I can't remember the pacing. But judging by the 100% 555 ratings, it must be paced right.
Arwen - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM...still really fun, Rex!
Johnny D - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Imagine it with ORGAN music accompaniment!
Phil Alexander - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Thought I'd commented on this first time around: I thought it was going to be about abstinence, too... nice one, Rex :-)

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