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Song Parodies -> "Designated Driver (the AmIRight version)"

Original Song Title:

"California Dreaming"

Original Performer:

The Mamas and the Papas

Parody Song Title:

"Designated Driver (the AmIRight version)"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

When I wrote this parody, I just used generic names. Then I thought, as long as I'm posting it on AmIRight...
All my friends drink Crown
Sometimes Tanqueray
And we're sitting here
In this cabaret
Since I can't get smashed
I'll just graze the buffet
Designated driver
I'm drinking Perrier

Spaff has had too much
He's walking with a sway
Claude just jumped up on a chair
And pulled off his toupee
And Arwen thinks she's in Hawaii
She's looking for a lei
Designated driver
Will get them home ok

Time to head on out
But they wanna stay
Luke is at the bar
Singing "Runaway"
Dee is telling Johnny
"Put that thing away"
Designated driver
A chauffeur and valet

Designated driver
Will never be passe

Designated Driver
No DUI's today
Lyrics copyright 2006 Rex Ungericht. All rights reserved.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Paree Dee - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
You drove your point home ! Make it a quintuple, bartender !
alvin rhodes - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
funny concept
John Barry - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Fives for the road.
AFW - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny idea...and well done..
Stuart McArthur - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
some great amiright gags in there Rex - although a certain elf might have you in her sights - 555
Red Ant - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Great sentiment and funny too - 555.
Larry Hensley - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
555 drinks to have now.
Tommy Turtle - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
You've got the lei of this land, E-Rex. 555

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