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Song Parodies -> "Candyland"

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Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

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Candyland (whoo-oo-oo)
Candyland (Who's a fan?)
Candyland (whoo-oo-oo Candyland)

Whoa-oa-oa here I am
With my kids again
I'll do anything
Just to make 'em grin
They all want to play
I say "find a game"
They choose Candyland

I'm finding to my dismay
They wanna play it all day
They love the Kandy King
I'd love a really strong drink
Now my brain is fried
I'm all glassy-eyed
Playin' Candyland
Hatin' Candyland
Can we get it banned?
I don't know if I can stand more Candyland
(Candyland, Candyland, Candyland)

And now my mental age
Has regressed to three
It's a game-induced
Self lobotomy
So I squeal a lot
And I'll never stop
Playin' Candyland
It's got out of hand
Playin' Candyland
I won! Ha! Who is the man! At Candyland
Candyland (Playin' Candyland)
Candyland (Slayin' Candyland)

Candyland (Me: insane laughter)

Candyland [sirens]
Candyland (Medics: Come with us, sir)

Candyland (Medics: The doctor will make it better)
Candyland (Me: Can I bring Candyland?)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Matthias - January 28, 2014 - Report this comment
Not bad. I think Agrimorfee's parody about Candyland was the best one I've seen though. This one could have used more references to the actual game dynamics itself but it's still a fun parody.
Dave W. - January 28, 2014 - Report this comment
That was too funny believable...

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