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Song Parodies -> "Crazy For You"

Original Song Title:

"Crazy For You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Crazy For You"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

For some reason, I couldn't stop picturing Jeff Reuben making a video of this. Not that I think Jeff is crazy or anything. ;-) DKTOS? It's on YouTube.
Wandering though the discount mart
Strangers staring at me when I bark
One by one they turn and start to run

I see you by the kitchenware
So I stick a fork in my hair
Then I sing that song from Cabaret
What I'm tryin' to say is that

I'm crazy for you
Watch me stop breathing 'til I'm blue
I never wanted anyone like this
I'll eat a shoe
I'm more than just insane
I'm crazy for you
Crazy for you

Climbing into a shopping cart
Drop my pants and show you my scar
Paint my face to look just like Darth Maul

Slowly back you begin to move
As the police come racing into view
And they say I'll soon be doing time
But my only crime is that

I'm crazy for you
Watch me drink all of this shampoo
I never wanted anyone like this
Except Shamu
I'm more than just insane
I'm wrapped in cellophane because
I'm crazy for you
Watch me hop like a kangaroo
I never wanted anyone like this
So let's review
I'm more than just insane
I'm crazy for you, and for bamboo, and a kazoo
Cracker Jack too

It makes me moo, I'm crazy for you
Now I'm snorting glue
I'm crazy, crazy for you
Got a Beck tattoo, I'm crazy coo-coo
Bathe in cheese fondue
Yeah, I'm crazy for you, crazy for you baby
I'm crazy for you
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Mark Scotti - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Great job on the EccentriParody"!! I did something similar in: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/toddrundgren9.shtml
TJC - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Foamin' at the mouth funny Rex! (that might just be the 'shampoo')...
Fav line: "Got a Beck tattoo, I'm crazy coo-coo Bathe in cheese fondue"
Matthias - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment
I don't know what's crazier this parody or the fact that you want to see Jeff Reuben bathe in cheese fondue.
Phil Nelson - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment
This is what the original should've been. 5's
Fiddlegirl - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment
What Phil said... Delightfully absurd! 555
Rex - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Many thanks Mark, TJC, Matthias, Phil, and Fiddlegirl!
Warren Baker - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice. Seek therapy!
AFW - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Crazy like a fox idea..
Matthias - March 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Wow! The first two parodies of this round were as surreal as surreal can get. Forget that picture with melting clocks this was like the clocks were getting torched by Oompa-Loompas. Very crazy stuff.
Agrimorfee - March 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Crazy indeed, but funnier than mine. Not "pee yer pants" funny, but funny just the same
Christie Marie M - March 14, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm crazy about this hilarious parody. One of my fave OS and also sounds better when parodied! LOL @ bathing in cheese fondue and drinking shampoo. The dropping pants to show your scar line reminds me of "Forrest Gump" where Forrest shows the scar on his "butt-tocks"! I'll make you even more crazy when I give you 3 sets of 5's!!!
Christie Marie M - March 14, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I meant to add that to my comment.
sonorcnyS - March 22, 2010 - Report this comment
I've never seen Cabaret...hey, that rhymes with beret...berets can be flavored raspberry...raspberries don't rasp...
Syncronos - March 22, 2010 - Report this comment
You get all 5s too. 'Two?' No three. You get three too. 'Two?!'
bobpiecheese - March 25, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I think the only way a relationship could work is if the woman is completely bonkers as well (or "she's" a hallucination). Still, 555 sandwich monkey toaster.
Below Average Dave - March 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Holy Crap---turning this one completely upside down on itself, that's absolutely wacky, I love absolutely wacky. . .I hear Shamu is still single if this doesn't work out.

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