Listen – I'm a mad scientist
I said listen – 'cause my story is this
You should listen – or I'll get really pissed
And you don't want me unhappy

Listen – there is something I do
Every evening – when I'm back from the zoo
With my samples – and I use them on me
In my secret labratory

It's fun to play inside my DNA
It's fun to play inside my DNA
I can switch a few genes
I can have a wolf's head
Or grow claws like a bear instead

It's fun to play inside my DNA
It's fun to play inside my DNA
I can give myself fur
I can have a bat's ears
I can turn into what you fear

Young man, you are strapped in that chair
Because young man, you were found in my lair
You were spying, now you're in a nightmare
And I'm gonna practice on you

Young man, an injection for you
With my potion that'll make you anew
Into something very much like a pig
Only seventeen times as big

It's fun to play inside my DNA
It's fun to play inside my DNA
I have learned how to change
From a man to a cat
I can do it in nothing flat

It's fun to play inside my DNA
It's fun to play inside my DNA
But enough about me
Time to do it to you
Time to bid your old self adieu

Young man, what is hap'ning to me?
I said young man, now I'm down on my knees
My skin bubbles, like I've got a disease
And my body starts to shiver

Help me, I can no longer stand
I said help me, as my body expands
And I die there, victim of my own hand
So the moral's been delivered

No longer playin' in my DNA
No longer playin' in my DNA
Young man, young man, as you get outta there
Young man, young man, have you learned to beware

My DNA
No longer playin' in my DNA
Young man, young man, as you run from your foe
Young man, young man, eyes are watching you go