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Song Parodies -> "My DNA"

Original Song Title:

"YMCA"

Original Performer:

Village People

Parody Song Title:

"My DNA"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

This parody is what happens when you watch to many late-night movies.
Listen – I'm a mad scientist
I said listen – 'cause my story is this
You should listen – or I'll get really pissed
And you don't want me unhappy

Listen – there is something I do
Every evening – when I'm back from the zoo
With my samples – and I use them on me
In my secret labratory

It's fun to play inside my DNA
It's fun to play inside my DNA
I can switch a few genes
I can have a wolf's head
Or grow claws like a bear instead

It's fun to play inside my DNA
It's fun to play inside my DNA
I can give myself fur
I can have a bat's ears
I can turn into what you fear

Young man, you are strapped in that chair
Because young man, you were found in my lair
You were spying, now you're in a nightmare
And I'm gonna practice on you

Young man, an injection for you
With my potion that'll make you anew
Into something very much like a pig
Only seventeen times as big

It's fun to play inside my DNA
It's fun to play inside my DNA
I have learned how to change
From a man to a cat
I can do it in nothing flat

It's fun to play inside my DNA
It's fun to play inside my DNA
But enough about me
Time to do it to you
Time to bid your old self adieu

Young man, what is hap'ning to me?
I said young man, now I'm down on my knees
My skin bubbles, like I've got a disease
And my body starts to shiver

Help me, I can no longer stand
I said help me, as my body expands
And I die there, victim of my own hand
So the moral's been delivered

No longer playin' in my DNA
No longer playin' in my DNA
Young man, young man, as you get outta there
Young man, young man, have you learned to beware

My DNA
No longer playin' in my DNA
Young man, young man, as you run from your foe
Young man, young man, eyes are watching you go
If you don't like this parody, you'll certainly hate my other ones (found by clicking on Parody Authors and locating my name).

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Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment
555 new chromosomes for you. Maybe it could have been ever better with a happier or even creepier ending though.
Trisha - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment
HAHAHA this is the best one ive seen yet XD
2Eagle - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good, Doctor Moreau.
Dumb Ass Kid - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment
...............(Thinks of what to say but instead stands there, mouth wide open stammering like a retard due to being overwhelmed passed all sense of morality)....................................
Kim West - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Another terrific song. You scared up 555 from me!
The Village Idiot - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
This song title and basic idea was already done back around April 14, 2004.
Rex - April 10, 2005 - Report this comment
V.I. - The song title was used in April 2004, but that song was about a paternity suit, not a old-time horror movie. Everyone else, thanks for the compliments.
Agrimorfee - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) This one goes out to John Carradine, star of many a mad scientist movie. 555
Cait Sith - September 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll give you fivehundredfiftyfive for that... it lives!!!!!
Adagio - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05-M) Creepy!
Ethan Mawyer - September 04, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC- M My knowledge of Dr. Moreau basically comes from the Simpsons episode based on it, but I still like this. Mad scientist are a fun subject to write about... I'm surprised it hasn't been done more here.
Red Ant - September 07, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Not the first MY DNA parody, but the first I've read and is funny and well paced. Like the changed view by the ending as well. 555
stuart mcarthur - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(M) great idea, and great execution - a pig, only seventeen times as big! - LMAO - 555
Kristof Robertson - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) How the hell did I miss this? Oh yeah, haven't been around so much lately. Grrrreat stuff. 555
2nz - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Very funny, Rex. Excellent flow and many great rhymes. Especially liked the "Young man, you are strapped in that chair" stanza.
Arwen - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC--this is just about perfect if you ask me...and it's totally fun to sing along with!
Adam Eccleshall - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Excellent song. I can totally see this being done by the villain in a Mel Brooks film :-)
Johnny D(r. Moreau) - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) 2Eagle stole my comment ... guess I'll have to change 2Eagle into 3Gull, MWUAHAHAHAHAHAAAA !!!!
Rick C - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Ha! :-) 555
Scathe - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(M) Were you writing during a full moon, Rex? :-)
Phil Alexander - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice one, Rex
Rex - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you all.
Meriya C. - November 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Ha ha ha >.< that was so hilarious and clever..... one of the best ones i read yet
Johnny D - May 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC Finals) See above!

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