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Song Parodies -> "Where Do We Go For Beer"

Original Song Title:

"Where Do We Go From Here"

Original Performer:

Kevin Lee

Parody Song Title:

"Where Do We Go For Beer"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

It takes an effort, but you can hear a live unplugged performance of this song (if you have RealAudio) by going to Scroll down to the June 17th show and click the dial-up or broadband link. Then navigate to approximately the 2:40:53 mark. OR - you can hear a decent-length sample of the song at
You drank the last one, now the beer is gone
What will we do now, the night is so long
When we're on the road it's hard to find a liquor store
I don't know these city streets, I guess we'll go explore

In this unfamiliar town
I need a glass of cheer
Where do we go for beer
Where do we go

Perhaps Budweiser, maybe Shiner Bock
Let's see what we can find, let's drive around the block
Looking for any open store, a quickie mart is fine
If we can't find a beer we like, perhaps we'll buy some wine

Should have brought an extra case
It's now so clear
We need to stock more beer

Where do we go
Where do we go for beer
I don't know
Where do we go for beer

You need to look around here in the night
Scan for a neon sign that says Miller Light
Miles have passed, hours too, and now I'm filled with dismay
The sun is now coming up and it's a brand new day

We searched until the morning
It brings me to tears
We didn't find a beer
We didn't find a beer
Facing my greatest fear
We didn't find a beer
Lyrics copyright 2006 Rex Ungericht. All rights reserved.

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John Barry - August 02, 2006 - Report this comment
A major dilemma.
AFW - August 02, 2006 - Report this comment
You didn't look in the right spot, know what they always say, drinks are on the house..

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