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Song Parodies -> "Fanny (Is Tender From the Sun)"

Original Song Title:

"Fanny (Be Tender With My Love)"

Original Performer:

Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"Fanny (Is Tender From the Sun)"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

On the beach, all day long
I lost a bet and I'm stuck out here in a thong
And I fell asleep facing down
I woke with my biscuits burnin'
And now they're red instead of brown

It's tender on my buns
And there's no turning the other cheek now
Fanny is tender from the sun
And a glance in my rear viewing mirror makes me shriek now

So I say to myself, boy
Just deal with the pain
And I think I'm gonna soak in tubs of Solarcaine
And when they tell me I'm smokin' crack
I tell them my crack is smokin'
My keister looks like bubble wrap

It's tender on my buns
I can't wear anything down below now
Fanny is tender from the sun
And I can't ride a bike and I walk really slow now

I'm afraid
My buns may be stuck together
Oh, I'm afraid
Out in the sunshine
The heat has sealed them forever

It's tender on my buns
You know I think I can hear them sizzle
Fanny is tender from the sun
And the blisters are popping and they start to drizzle

It's tender on my buns
And now my backfield won't go in motion
Fanny is tender from the sun
And nobody will help me and rub on some lotion

It's tender on my buns
You know my problems are all behind me
Fanny is tender from the sun
And the way that it glows makes it easy to find me

It's tender on my buns
I think my sunblock should be revoked now
Fanny is tender from the sun
Everyone uses me as the butt of their jokes now

Tender, tender buns
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John Barry - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Especially liked the twist on crack/smoke.
Kim West - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
To quote Dr. Smith, "OOOH! The PAIN!" My own bottom hurts just thinking about your song, and I haven't seen daylight in…well…days. Another fine song from you Rex! 555 ^-^
Michael Pacholek - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Here's three fives. That should get you out of arrears.
Rick C - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry I missed this one yesterday......Tanfastic, Rex !!! 555
Rex - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
I thank you all from the heart of my bottom.
Guy - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-F) Nothing like Bayer Asprin for bare ass-burn.
Red Ant - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
( ABC-F 05 ) Everyone used my puns so I got burned on that. ;-) 5s
Adagio - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Ow! How descriptive. I DKTOS, but didn't need it in this case...5's (Funny)
Melhi - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
(F) Owchie!
Agrimorfee - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) DKTOS, but well done...every chorus had different lines, and all of them were winners.
Johnny D - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Hmmm...did you just give me an idea? Maybe!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I seriously rate this funnier than Spaff's 'Numb' parody, 'I've Sunburned My Bum'. And it allows me to whack in the same lame joke:
*wiggles finger eerily* Red ruuump! Red ruuump!
Charlie Decker - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Nice...very nice. 5s
Rick C - June 04, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Already commented above. Lots of great lines in this!
MysteryGoat - June 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS but good read. I really like the "the heat has sealed them forever".
Rex - June 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you all. And Luke -- better than Spaff? I am honored!
Jeff Reuben - June 05, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC--Sittin on my buns all day and came across this. Excellent job!
Phil Alexander - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Done to a 'T', Rex. Or something like that :-)
Kristof Robertson - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Sorry, Rex...DKTOS, but a fun read..
martha - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
very funny parody ...excellent!
Mark Scotti - February 07, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) "Well" done, Rex....the end..LOL!!!
Blaydeman - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) This one is scolding hot!
Agrimorfee - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Now that I can utilize Youtube, I love this even more than my first read five years ago (5 freaking years!).
Matthias - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Pretty funny Rex. I sure hope this isn't based on real life events.
Below Average Dave - February 20, 2011 - Report this comment
I strongly recommend Sun Screen. .. okay, admittedly not as impressive as some of your other entries, but then this is not as new as your others--still good
bobpiecheese - February 22, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Sizzling! Probably the only bad point I can find is the fact that "fanny" means something...different in the UK (and maybe here in Aussie, haven't checked). Let's just say that you'd have to be at a nudist beach (and a girl) to get THAT part burned and leave it that. Then vote 555, because this parody was quite strong for such an oldie.
Arwen - February 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Artistry...as the victim of more than one really bad sunburn...this one holds a special place in my heart. I can almost feel the little blisters now! Favorite line:

I tell them my crack is smokin'

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