Song Parodies -> Fanny (Is Tender From the Sun)
| Original Song Title: | "Fanny (Be Tender With My Love)" |
| Original Performer: | Bee Gees |
| Parody Song Title: | "Fanny (Is Tender From the Sun)" |
| Parody Written by: | Rex Ungericht |
On the beach, all day long
I lost a bet and I'm stuck out here in a thong
And I fell asleep facing down
I woke with my biscuits burnin'
And now they're red instead of brown
It's tender on my buns
And there's no turning the other cheek now
Fanny is tender from the sun
And a glance in my rear viewing mirror makes me shriek now
So I say to myself, boy
Just deal with the pain
And I think I'm gonna soak in tubs of Solarcaine
And when they tell me I'm smokin' crack
I tell them my crack is smokin'
My keister looks like bubble wrap
It's tender on my buns
I can't wear anything down below now
Fanny is tender from the sun
And I can't ride a bike and I walk really slow now
I'm afraid
My buns may be stuck together
Oh, I'm afraid
Out in the sunshine
The heat has sealed them forever
It's tender on my buns
You know I think I can hear them sizzle
Fanny is tender from the sun
And the blisters are popping and they start to drizzle
It's tender on my buns
And now my backfield won't go in motion
Fanny is tender from the sun
And nobody will help me and rub on some lotion
It's tender on my buns
You know my problems are all behind me
Fanny is tender from the sun
And the way that it glows makes it easy to find me
It's tender on my buns
I think my sunblock should be revoked now
Fanny is tender from the sun
Everyone uses me as the butt of their jokes now
Tender, tender buns
I lost a bet and I'm stuck out here in a thong
And I fell asleep facing down
I woke with my biscuits burnin'
And now they're red instead of brown
It's tender on my buns
And there's no turning the other cheek now
Fanny is tender from the sun
And a glance in my rear viewing mirror makes me shriek now
So I say to myself, boy
Just deal with the pain
And I think I'm gonna soak in tubs of Solarcaine
And when they tell me I'm smokin' crack
I tell them my crack is smokin'
My keister looks like bubble wrap
It's tender on my buns
I can't wear anything down below now
Fanny is tender from the sun
And I can't ride a bike and I walk really slow now
I'm afraid
My buns may be stuck together
Oh, I'm afraid
Out in the sunshine
The heat has sealed them forever
It's tender on my buns
You know I think I can hear them sizzle
Fanny is tender from the sun
And the blisters are popping and they start to drizzle
It's tender on my buns
And now my backfield won't go in motion
Fanny is tender from the sun
And nobody will help me and rub on some lotion
It's tender on my buns
You know my problems are all behind me
Fanny is tender from the sun
And the way that it glows makes it easy to find me
It's tender on my buns
I think my sunblock should be revoked now
Fanny is tender from the sun
Everyone uses me as the butt of their jokes now
Tender, tender buns
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Especially liked the twist on crack/smoke.
To quote Dr. Smith, "OOOH! The PAIN!" My own bottom hurts just thinking about your song, and I haven't seen daylight in…well…days. Another fine song from you Rex! 555 ^-^
Here's three fives. That should get you out of arrears.
Sorry I missed this one yesterday......Tanfastic, Rex !!! 555
I thank you all from the heart of my bottom.
(ABC-F) Nothing like Bayer Asprin for bare ass-burn.
( ABC-F 05 ) Everyone used my puns so I got burned on that. ;-) 5s
(ABC05) Ow! How descriptive. I DKTOS, but didn't need it in this case...5's (Funny)
(F) Owchie!
(ABC05) DKTOS, but well done...every chorus had different lines, and all of them were winners.
(ABC) Hmmm...did you just give me an idea? Maybe!
I seriously rate this funnier than Spaff's 'Numb' parody, 'I've Sunburned My Bum'. And it allows me to whack in the same lame joke:
*wiggles finger eerily* Red ruuump! Red ruuump!
*wiggles finger eerily* Red ruuump! Red ruuump!
(ABC) Nice...very nice. 5s
(ABC05) Already commented above. Lots of great lines in this!
(ABC) DKTOS but good read. I really like the "the heat has sealed them forever".
Thank you all. And Luke -- better than Spaff? I am honored!
ABC--Sittin on my buns all day and came across this. Excellent job!
Done to a 'T', Rex. Or something like that :-)
(ABC) Sorry, Rex...DKTOS, but a fun read..
very funny parody ...excellent!
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