Look at the fans of the cooking man
Lining up for the show
To be on cam with the guy who says “BAM!”
And keeps raking in the dough

In a land of heavy eaters
Also known as USA
He makes life a little sweeter
With a pear/walnut/cheese souffle

From their seats I heard the viewers
Applaud his every move
Said a gourmet reviewer
He’s got nothing left to prove

He says that health food makes him ill
And shouts out “pork fat rules!”
He is simply known as Emeril
And he lives to make you drool