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Song Parodies -> "Drink 'Til I Hurl"

Original Song Title:

"California Girls"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Drink 'Til I Hurl"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

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I started with some wine
And then I ordered up a beer
Then a couple rounds of Tequila shots
Has got me feeling lots of cheer
And even fruity foo-foo drinks
Will make me feel all right
But I must admit I've got one regret
About the way I end each night

I wish I didn't drink 'til I have to hurl
(Wish I didn't spew all that I spew)
I wish I didn't drink 'til I have to hurl

The nightclub has a menu
Of a thousand different drinks
I wanna try 'em all before the end of summer break*
Get so snockered I can't blink
So I order up a Hurricane
And then order up some more
Yeah, but I always hurl it all up on my girl
And she won't talk to me anymore

I wish I didn't drink 'til I have to hurl
(Wish I could just click on an Undo)
I wish I didn't drink 'til I have to hurl

[Oh but I]
I wish I didn't drink 'til I have to hurl
(Wish I didn't spatter onto you)
I wish I didn't drink 'til I have to hurl
(Wish I didn't cause you to scream "eeew!")
I wish I didn't drink 'til I have to hurl
(Wish I didn't ruin your new shoes)
I wish I didn't drink 'til I have to hurl


* Assuming 70 days of summer break and 1,000 drinks, that comes out to a little over 14 drinks a day.
Do not try this yourself; the author can do it only because he's a trained professional.

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Matthias - May 20, 2013 - Report this comment
Being a college student I've been there too many times that they named a drink after me there!
Jonathan - May 20, 2013 - Report this comment
I wish ya didn't ruin my new shoes too bro 555
Agrimorfee - May 23, 2013 - Report this comment
I never realized the responding backing vocals were different on the chorus before....very good job on changing that up constantly to give more story where the verses could not. Very funny, indeed.
MasonR - May 31, 2013 - Report this comment
FOTPL (Fell off the pavement laughing)...excellent parody!
Max Power - June 02, 2013 - Report this comment
Now that's a cause for mass wasting in the rock concert. Puke slide!
bobpiecheese - June 02, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Thank goodness I'll never have this problem (one sip of alcohol makes me wheeze). Surprisingly short for such a famous song, but still very well done. 555 chuck-buckets!
Blaydeman - June 03, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) You certainly love to do drinking gone wrong parodies don't cha Rex? LOL! This was good, I personally don't drink like this, but I know a lot of people who are like that, so YEAH, I can relate.
Jeff Reuben - June 04, 2013 - Report this comment
Beer before liquor, never sicker! This song has lots of sentimental value for me for the memories of college. And last Saturday night.
Arwen - June 04, 2013 - Report this comment
Artistry...LOL!!!

Favorite lines:
Yeah, but I always hurl it all up on my girl
And she won't talk to me anymore

This is perfection, Rex...LOVE!!

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