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Song Parodies -> "You've Become A Twin"

Original Song Title:

"Here You Come Again"

Original Performer:

Dolly Parton

Parody Song Title:

"You've Become A Twin"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

You’ve become a twin
Twice the man you were before you saw that cloner
You walked right in his door
Said “What I’m looking for -
A way to stop being called a loner”

You’ve become a twin
Feeling quite beside yourself, a single couple
You’ll never come to harm
‘Cause you are now “fourarmed”
And with some extra cash you could become quintuple

Don’t be feeling dread, just dial that dial
And pay for your duplication
You get a splitting headache but in just a while
Your replica arrives, and all without gestation

You’ve become a twin
All your friends and family are seeing double
In poker it’s unfair – you’ve always got a pair
And folks are puzzled when
You’re here and there

All you gotta do is dial that dial
Experience bifurcation
You’re at your own debut ‘cause in a little while
You’re talking to yourself, a singular sensation

You’ve become a twin
Maybe you should star in TV ads for Xerox
And then you say with glee, “my lawyers all agree
I’m now my next of kin –
Myself and me”

I and me
Myself and me
Check my ID
I am now a twin
Can’t you see
That I am we
Is for me

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 14

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 5   14

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Matthias - May 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Rex! You've done it! You posted for Artistry this time and actually varied choruses! Great job! And with a lot of cloneing humor to boot. This was a great one, almost as good as Weird Al's "I Think I'm A Clone Now".
Wolverine - May 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Me, Myself, and ! will try not to spam this parody with identical comments. :-) Score 555 for Professor Rex Ungericht the Deadly Duplicator.
Rex Grossman - May 08, 2008 - Report this comment
I hate you
AFW - May 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Tricky idea, very well done
TJC - May 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Excellent--I did a double take!
DualCupCakes - May 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Twice the votes for this parody! Also, I loved Sir Wolfy's comment about Duke Dudley, the Deadly Duplicator!
John Jenkins - May 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Very good Xerox line and parody. The subject of this parody might be so happy he's beside himself.
Michael Pacholek - May 09, 2008 - Report this comment
I liked it. Ashley and Rachel, my twin baby nieces, liked it. As for my evil twin brother, well, last I checked he's still out of commission. (See "Total Eclipse of Bernard.") And who cares what he thinks anyway.
Matthias - May 11, 2008 - Report this comment
It's always fun to find the inner joke in your parodies. "Here YOU come AGAIN" (heh, heh, heh). It's kinda like a game for the reader to find out how Rex switched around the meaning this time. Great stuff Rex.
Patrick McWilliams - May 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Having posted a couple clone songs on this site myself, I congratulate you on your choice of subject. Very well done. First song I can recall that used the word "bifurcation".
Max Power - May 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee - May 16, 2008 - Report this comment
(artistry) I am beside myself with the cleverness of this. 555
The Pomfret - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment
This is just what the local Folk Music and Fiddlers' Society need to add to their songbook. It will be the first song written since 1729 to make the list. Thanks for your help!
bobpiecheese - May 21, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I wish I had a clone, he could go and buy all the Transformers I want :P And then I could vote 555 twice on this awesome parody. But I suppose once will have to do...for now.
Below Average Dave - May 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Now that was original Rex, not to make promises, but this should get my 5 without question. While I can't point out any one line as my favorite, the whole thing was laugh-worthy. You've Become a Twin works as a title for many day-time soap opera episodes, so I wasn't sure what to expect, but I could actually see this happening, where cloning becomes like Bigger Breast Implants. I can see it now, tomorrows music and movie stars getting themselves clones, the fad that will replace Baby-Buying, awesome job!
Invisible Boy - May 22, 2008 - Report this comment
I agree with BAD. This was excellent and very very clever. All of your punch lines work and are laugh-out-loud funny.555+++
olivia - September 23, 2009 - Report this comment
i wish that i was a twin to afrend my name olivia

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