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Song Parodies -> "Butt Kiss Butt Kiss Butt Kiss"

Original Song Title:

"Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bloodhound Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Butt Kiss Butt Kiss Butt Kiss"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

For the Artistry comp. Hear it at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNDCONuJq2k.
(Butt kiss butt kiss butt kiss baby)

I’m a grunt, corporation toady
My job outmoded and stuck with work I despise
So sick ‘cause this job’s a whip I really oughta quit
But need the cash more than goodbyes
How come Neil never feels riled
He spends his day in the spa
Tell me how does he pull it off?
When the boss comes ‘round
He slams me down ‘cause he is so pissed
But Neil is not under fire ‘cause

He goes rumpin’ when work is jumpin’ like this
All he needs is to butt kiss butt kiss butt kiss
He has chosen to be brown nosin’ like this
All he needs is to butt kiss butt kiss butt kiss

(Butt kiss butt kiss butt kiss baby)

My career changed, puckering lips every chance
When they’re quick droppin’ their management Levis
In spite of the gassy eye I made it clear I’ll smack that opening
Bought a season pass to smooch that ass
And I hope that it’ll give my life a chance
I guess you’d say I’m stuck on Mr. Big
In the shower stall wash the taste of crack out and

I go rumpin’ when work is jumpin’ like this
All I need is to butt kiss butt kiss butt kiss
I have chosen to be brown nosin’ like this
All I need is to butt kiss butt kiss butt kiss

(Butt kiss butt kiss butt kiss baby)

[8X]
(Don’t diss, butt kiss, like this, baby
Don’t miss, like this, butt kiss)

We go rumpin’ when work is jumpin’ like this
All we need is to butt kiss butt kiss butt kiss
We have chosen to be brown nosin’ like this
All we need is to butt kiss butt kiss butt kiss

(Butt kiss butt kiss butt kiss baby)

[8X]
(Don’t diss, butt kiss, like this, baby
Don’t miss, like this, butt kiss)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 8

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Matthias - January 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Disgusting, funny, and true all mixed into one kick-ass, or is that kiss-ass parody!!! And my Security Code is: "UMY" which is one "Y" away from being disturbing.
Jack Wilson - January 19, 2008 - Report this comment
That was awesome! 5s
Matthias - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Awesome choice of song to parody, but I have a few complaints with this one. First of all she doesn't say "Uhn tiss" he does, she says "Uhntz" so the "Don’t diss, butt kiss, like this, baby" are not paced correctly. Second of all it would have been better in my opinion to show him being more of a brown noser persay than litterly a butt kisser, it would have been less gross and more funny, I'm a big Anti-Gross parody, but the worse part was the repetition!!! C'mon man!!! C'mon!!! How much humor can we get out of repeated lines? You could have made this one a lot better, but it wasn't bad, it just wasn't your best.
Agrimorfee - January 29, 2008 - Report this comment
(Which Matthias is which here?) Anyhow, yeah it was repititious. My thought would have been to include someting along the line of: "What am I gettin' for brown-nosin' like this? bupkes, bupkes, bupkes...!"
bobpiecheese - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Ingenious title sub, but it was a bit repetitive.
stuart mcarthur - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment
(artistry) some funny lines, Rex, but yeah the repetition did hit me too, although the "butt kiss" was a good sub for "Uhn tiss" in the OS I thought (except for the first occurrence) and isn't "Uhn tiss" really a euphemism for butt kiss anyway in the OS? - overall pretty good though - 555
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - February 07, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Very well done! The repetition didn't really bother me too much I guess because it seemed to fit the need of the son, I thought it was funny.
Rex - February 07, 2008 - Report this comment
As president of the "No Repetition in Parodies" club, all I can say to Matthias, Agrimorfee, bobpie, and stuart is -- you caught me. I need to stop writing these parodies the night before they're due. :-) And many thanks to Jack and BAD.

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