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Song Parodies -> "House of Gloves"

Original Song Title:

"House of Love"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"House of Gloves"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

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Hand glove

Try 'em on, go and try 'em on
Go and try 'em on
Try 'em on, go and try 'em on

(Fingers) You need five
Am I right

There is a place up the street
It's a handy little place, kinda neat
It's a showplace for gloves
From the front room to the back room, wall to wall
Stand and stare at finger wear
There's celebrity gloves everywhere

There's a glove there from Scorsese
A Raging Bull-mitt, baby
Here's the glove that kept O.J. from jail, yea yea

Must acquit if the glove don't fit
If it doesn't fit
Must acquit 'cause it didn't fit (killer glove)

Try 'em on, come n' try 'em on
Come n' try 'em on
Try 'em on, come n' try 'em on

And MJ's glove is right there
People stop and stare
His crotch grabbing wear

Though my memory is hazy
Those gloves of leather, baby
Worn by Arnold
He'll be back again, T5

Try 'em on, come on try 'em on
Come on try 'em on
Try 'em on, come on try 'em on (House of Gloves)

Rubber glove, got a rubber glove
Got a rubber glove
Rubber glove, it's the glove of love (House of Gloves)

Wear 'em now y'all
Wear 'em at the ball
Wear 'em with a shawl
Wear 'em like RuPaul
Wear 'em now y'all
Wear 'em when you crawl
Wear 'em at the mall
Wear 'em like RuPaul

(How how how many do you own)
Nine dozen baby, maybe ten

H.O.U.S.E. of G.L.O.V.E
Let your fingers roam

H.O.U.S.E. of G.L.O.V.E
It's the mitten zone

Try 'em on, come on try 'em on
Come on try 'em on
Try 'em on, come on try 'em on (House of Gloves)

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Old Man Ribber - March 24, 2011 - Report this comment
Rex - I know I've said it before and will say it again, but this time it really is appropriate: All You Need Is Glove! ;D
Matthias - March 24, 2011 - Report this comment
Loved your references to all the famous gloves of the world as well as the line "if the glove don't fit you must acquit". This was hilarious!
agrimorfee - March 27, 2011 - Report this comment
The parody concept fit just like...just like a cummerbund.
Blaydeman - April 03, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Rex, it's seems like you and I always pick the same song to parody. In all honest, it's a little disheartening because I know that your's will be awesome, and mine always pale in comparison. Although when I read your parodies, they make me laugh, so I really don't feel to bad at all ;) Another awesome job on this one! :)
Rex - April 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Blayde, don't sell yourself short (but thanks for the compliment). You've got talent.
bobpiecheese - April 07, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Possible alternate name for glove shop: Glove Box. Fantastic parody, Rex, I (g)love it! 555!
Below Average Dave - April 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Good parody Rex, I mean, I know RuPaul is a kinda weird parody, so I applaud you for taking her on

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