-> "House of Gloves"
Original Song Title:
"House of Love"
Parody Song Title:
"House of Gloves"
The Lyrics
Hand glove
Try 'em on, go and try 'em on
Go and try 'em on
Try 'em on, go and try 'em on
(Fingers) You need five
Am I right
There is a place up the street
It's a handy little place, kinda neat
It's a showplace for gloves
From the front room to the back room, wall to wall
Stand and stare at finger wear
There's celebrity gloves everywhere
There's a glove there from Scorsese
A Raging Bull-mitt, baby
Here's the glove that kept O.J. from jail, yea yea
Must acquit if the glove don't fit
If it doesn't fit
Must acquit 'cause it didn't fit (killer glove)
Try 'em on, come n' try 'em on
Come n' try 'em on
Try 'em on, come n' try 'em on
And MJ's glove is right there
People stop and stare
His crotch grabbing wear
Though my memory is hazy
Those gloves of leather, baby
Worn by Arnold
He'll be back again, T5
Try 'em on, come on try 'em on
Come on try 'em on
Try 'em on, come on try 'em on (House of Gloves)
Rubber glove, got a rubber glove
Got a rubber glove
Rubber glove, it's the glove of love (House of Gloves)
Wear 'em now y'all
Wear 'em at the ball
Wear 'em with a shawl
Wear 'em like RuPaul
Wear 'em now y'all
Wear 'em when you crawl
Wear 'em at the mall
Wear 'em like RuPaul
(How how how many do you own)
Nine dozen baby, maybe ten
H.O.U.S.E. of G.L.O.V.E
Let your fingers roam
H.O.U.S.E. of G.L.O.V.E
It's the mitten zone
Try 'em on, come on try 'em on
Come on try 'em on
Try 'em on, come on try 'em on (House of Gloves)
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