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Song Parodies -> "I Binged and Purged"

Original Song Title:

"I Kissed A Girl"

Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"I Binged and Purged"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

I always had some food in hand
Twinkie addiction
I grew as large as a van
From this affliction
I need a solution
Just wanna lose some pounds
A diet plan that's fun
Without restrictions

I binged and purged and I liked it
I ate anything I wanted
I binged and purged for my diet
I hope my innards survive it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Ta ta to my cellulite
I binged and purged and I liked it
I liked it

Now I'm not feeling any shame
At having seconds
It's my “eat and emesis” game
The bathroom beckons
It's not what smart girls do
Not how they manage weight
I really have no clue
Live for today

I binged and purged and I liked it
The way to a skinny body
I binged and purged, won't deny it
My intestine feels so knotty
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
And my jeans are not as tight
I binged and purged and I liked it
I liked it

Bulimia is magical
But now my breath can kill a bull
My heartbeat is arrhythmical
My stomach has ulcers
Ain't no big deal because I'm thin

I binged and purged and I liked it
The feeling of dehydration
I binged and purged, you should try it
Just ignore the constipation
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
I need a doctor tonight
I binged and purged and I liked it
I liked it

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 7

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 5   5

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McKludge - July 22, 2008 - Report this comment
If ever an OS deserved to be trashed. This was very good, and bonus ponints for rhyming "arryhtmical."
Tim Mayfield - July 22, 2008 - Report this comment
I read and LOL'd and I liked it! You took the ball and you spiked it! No take these 5s they're yours to keep. This TOS should be *bleeeeeep*!!
Rex - July 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks McKludge and Tim.
EmiLoca - August 21, 2008 - Report this comment
HA HA! Brilliant. DKTOS? Listen to the radio. Any station. This moment. *gunshot*
Rex - August 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Hi Emi! Thanks for stopping by! Feel free to drop in a "Brilliant" comment anytime. :-)
Dr Music - August 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Great song. Reminds me of John Candy. This song is very mcuh reminicent of the tragic downfall of the late great funnyman. It's a sad, beautiful story. What you have here is pure poetry in motion.

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