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Song Parodies -> "25 Beers"

Original Song Title:

"25 Years"

Original Performer:

Pantera

Parody Song Title:

"25 Beers"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

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I order libations in twelve ounce cans
Gimme beer and cheer is near

You buy I'll try
A Bass or a Yuengling
Or Decadence made by the friars
Whitstran Friars

Drink a six pack, I'm debonair
Women want me in their bed

My head is full of great pickup lines
So why am I... alone

I guess I'll be beckoning sheep again...

Beer binge!
Come join me
Come join me
Come join me
Yea!
Never a gin

Come join me
Come join me
Come join me

Drinking my eleventh drink
The stories that I tell, raunchy and rude

More beer
I'm not snockered yet
Fifteen beers and I'll soon get on stage
Karaoke is... calling me
Everybody's in awe of me

You never thought I knew the words,
Words for "I'm Too Sexy", did you?
You thought I was so boring
With an unimportant existence

But I'm singing, shirt undone...

See me grin
Come join me
Come join me
Come join me
Hello!

Let us begin
Come join me
Come join me
Come join me
Hello!
Come join me
It's not a sin
Come join me

Although I'll be dry tomorrow (tomorrow, tomorrow...)

And twenty bottled lagers I've slammed
And now my thoughts are getting random
So do footballs really like being punted?
When doves are crying they "coo-hoo"

My tongue rarble glack
Splacking ooh ack

And beer twenty-five goes down my throat
I can't find my butt
I can't feel my heart
I'm on the ground and I'm looking up
Next time I'm drinking soda and water

Don't need a FAQ
I drink 'til I hack
But don't give me flack
At least it's not crack

Tranquilized
On my back

I sure have a knack
Drinking Beck's Black

Undaunted
When drinking one or twenty-two

I barf in a sack
Act really whack

And next week I'm back!
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agrimorfee - June 03, 2011 - Report this comment
I really, really could not bear hearing this song, but I will take it for granted the pacing was on the mark...now I know how Below Average Dave feels listening to Mr. Bungle. It indeed reminded me much of my Bungle parody "Keg". You always go for the deeper cut, Rex, and this one is no exception. I like it a lot, but I find it hard to believe a Pantera fan would be so sophisticated in their beer choice...more likely some good old Schlitz or Old Milwaukee? :)
Matthias - June 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Highly unusual song... If these lyrics were put into this song it would come off as a Mr. Bungle song. I actually like the Pantera version too because it wasn't like their normal work very strange. This was a good parody with some very random lines especially: "do footballs like being punted"
LilCupCakes - June 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Sir, please Grab your COKE ~ Don't forget your TAB ~ but leaves your REDBULL ~ leave it on your shoulder ~ SPRITE's so sweet ~ on the PEPSI side of the street ~ Used to chug GATORADE ~ with MtnDEW in the shade ~ Hot TANG oh, man ~ ~ ~
Blaydeman - June 10, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Certain lines in this one just kept getting more random and silly as the parody goes on (which I'm sure is the point.) Some of which worked for me, and others didn't. Overall funny and silly at times, but paced very well too. The OS was definitely not my style, so it was a little hard for me to get through this one, but I assure you, it will not harbor my judgement of the parody itself.
bobpiecheese - June 13, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Nice piece, kinda introspective into the life of an alcoholic and the spectrum of feelings he goes through as the night drags on, such feelings of loneliness and depression mixed with happiness and the need to party really shines through, making this one of your more intriguing parodies. Also, "snockered" is a funny word. 555!
Below Average Dave - June 13, 2011 - Report this comment
The dichotomy on this one is just hilarious. . .simple a bit yeah--but I actually found this a fun parody Rex, awesome

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