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Song Parodies -> "Our Pension Plan"

Original Song Title:

"You're Still My Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Whitney Houston

Parody Song Title:

"Our Pension Plan"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

For the Artistry comp.
So we try to save money
But every month it gets spent
Got no stocks between us
Can't put back a single cent

And expenses between us
Will never disappear
What will we do on that day
When retirement's here

Our pension plan
Nothing can save it
We're old and poor together
Our pension plan
No one would claim it
We're old and poor forever

Now that push has come to shove
This situation blows
Maybe by next season
I'll win lott-freakin'-o

My banker is dissing me
I'm in financial hell
I invested in ostrich feathers
I should have bought tar as well

My pension plan
Is nonexistant
I should have saved some money
Our pension plan
Is cash resistant
We're old and broke now, honey

I say to you
The thought that keeps me going each day
Is that my kids will support me
Now that I have reached my old age

Our pension plan
Nothing can save it
We're old and poor together
Our pension plan
No one would claim it
We're old and poor forever
We're eating Spam

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Agrimorfee - August 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Oh man, you hit the nail on the head.
Meriadoc - August 21, 2012 - Report this comment
I really liked lott-freakin'-o !
Porfle Popnecker - August 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Great job.
Matthias - August 31, 2012 - Report this comment
Great song for the current economy! I really like how the passion of Whitney works so well with the dullness of the topic (economy) making it really turn into something special.
bobpiecheese - September 06, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I'm in a similar position, but mainly because Aussie prices are high and I'm addicted to Transformers. Heh. Great parody of a dull OS, 555!
Below Average Dave - September 07, 2012 - Report this comment
This parody was kinda sad, but I really liked it even though I personally have no pension plan, I know many whose pension plans are in trouble
Blaydeman - September 07, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Very pertinent to the U.S.'s financial crisis. I bit gloomy, but funny at the same time. I like it!

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