Song Parodies -> There's An Orange Crush
| Original Song Title: | "There's A Kind of Hush" |
| Original Performer: | Herman's Hermits |
| Parody Song Title: | "There's An Orange Crush" |
| Parody Written by: | Rex Ungericht |
There's an Orange Crush all over my date tonight
All over my date at the junior prom ‘cause I was a klutz
You know what I mean
All I had to do was carry our drinks upright
But carrying drinks can be awful hard when you're wound up tight
I walked so very carefully
Drinks in hand, but didn't see that I'd trip
And then lose my grip
My memory is now a blur, but I recall I fell for her
And the drinks turned into a shower
There's an Orange Crush all over my date tonight
All over my date and I'm feelin' like a soda jerk now
I heard "ha ha ha ha ha
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha"
She wasn't in the mood to talk
As we took that endless walk to my truck
I felt like a schmuck
I tried to lighten up the mood, but just came off as being rude
When I said "I've got a crush on you"
There's an Orange Crush all over my date tonight
All over my date and I guessin' now I won't get a kiss
Yeah, ‘cause she's really pissed
Crush is sweeter than this
Crush
All over my date at the junior prom ‘cause I was a klutz
You know what I mean
All I had to do was carry our drinks upright
But carrying drinks can be awful hard when you're wound up tight
I walked so very carefully
Drinks in hand, but didn't see that I'd trip
And then lose my grip
My memory is now a blur, but I recall I fell for her
And the drinks turned into a shower
There's an Orange Crush all over my date tonight
All over my date and I'm feelin' like a soda jerk now
I heard "ha ha ha ha ha
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha"
She wasn't in the mood to talk
As we took that endless walk to my truck
I felt like a schmuck
I tried to lighten up the mood, but just came off as being rude
When I said "I've got a crush on you"
There's an Orange Crush all over my date tonight
All over my date and I guessin' now I won't get a kiss
Yeah, ‘cause she's really pissed
Crush is sweeter than this
Crush
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I'll drink to that.
DKTOS, but soda is cool.
by high schools band is called the orange crush i HATE my high school so u get 111!!!!!!!
Cut idea Rex.
Fanta-stic
this'd make a great video - and kudos for the "crush on you" gag, Rex - 555
Nice original idea. :-)
John - me too, but then I'll drink to just about anything. In fact, I think I'll drink to your comment.
Dylan - you have to be a member of the baby boomers club to KOS, so feel good that you don't. Thanks for stopping by.
daniel - I hated high school too. Things get much better afterwards.
Ann - Cut ideas from a sharp mind. Cute comment.
PMS - groan. But you just gave me a great idea - "The Fanta of the Opera".
Stuart - thanks, I worked on that line for awhile before finally thinking of the obvious :-)
Meriadoc - thanks. The idea is original, but as I was writing it I kept thinking that these lyrics are very Arwen-esque. Hope she doesn't sue me for infringing on her style. :-)
Dylan - you have to be a member of the baby boomers club to KOS, so feel good that you don't. Thanks for stopping by.
daniel - I hated high school too. Things get much better afterwards.
Ann - Cut ideas from a sharp mind. Cute comment.
PMS - groan. But you just gave me a great idea - "The Fanta of the Opera".
Stuart - thanks, I worked on that line for awhile before finally thinking of the obvious :-)
Meriadoc - thanks. The idea is original, but as I was writing it I kept thinking that these lyrics are very Arwen-esque. Hope she doesn't sue me for infringing on her style. :-)
"I'm feelin' like a soda jerk now..." LOL! Funny funny stuff, Rex! And the fact that you thought of me while writing it...well, that just tickles me pink! Excellent!
Now THAT is a fresh AND refreshing idea for a parody -- well done!
Wow, a royal visit from the Queen of Parodies and the King of Thespians! Thank you Arwen and Johnny.
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