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Song Parodies -> "If You've Got The Money I've Got The Weed"

Original Song Title:

"If You've Got The Money I've Got The Time"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"If You've Got The Money I've Got The Weed"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

The news recently reported that Willie Nelson is planning to sell marijuana in those states where it's legal. Song parodists everywhere are rejoicing. You can hear the original song that this parody is based on, on YouTube.
[confused counting]
Three, six, nine two four five one

If you've got the money honey, I've got the weed
It's a first-rate product, ain't no stems or seeds
You'll have such fun baby, laughter is guaranteed
If you've got the money honey, I've got the weed

There ain't no time to tarry, we've got what you need
We've got every strain in stock, all from a to z
Bring along your credit card, 'cause I have just decreed
If you've got the money honey, I've got the weed

[puff n' pass interlude]

We sell where it's legal, the cops won't intercede
Come down to the ganja store and then you can proceed
If you run short of money then it won't help to plead
If you've got no more money honey, I've no more weed

If you've got the money honey, I've got the weed
Try the Maui Wauwie, your mind will be freed
Bring along a shopping bag, 'cause we are all agreed
If you've got the money honey, I've got the weed

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Overall Rating: 4.1

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Patrick - March 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Ladies, puff enough and you, too, can look like Willie Nelson.
Weedbucks - March 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Yeah, we kind of figured that's what he would do once Colorado legalized it. See that "Countryman" cover over there to the right?

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