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Song Parodies -> "My Yard"

Original Song Title:

"Spy Hard"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"My Yard"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

The weeds are so big I can't find my grill
Wife yells at me to go mow, but I tell her "chill"
Grass gets taller every day, now I can't see my car
But it's there somewhere in the depths of my yard

The flowers have curled, they're now brown as wheat
My neighbors called for policemen, they're out in the street
But I'm just smirking, weeds are better than a guard
I wanna watch 'em try to get through my yard

I took a dare not to cut it or trim it at all
Everyone stares at the crabgrass and switchgrass
And ryegrass and witchgrass
All growing a dozen feet tall

Now the police say to me, gonna toss me into the can
'Cause the homeowners president says I violated the plan
Then they say I'll avoid that fate
If I just cut it short and straight
But my mower's out there in my yard
It's lost in my yard
Out there in my yard
Can't find it in my yard

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Matthias - October 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Such a kick-grass parody!!! A cut above the rest!
LilNorCALcakes - October 15, 2008 - Report this comment
I 've gotten a few 'nastyGrams' from Home owner Associations myself, regarding a tomcat I once had . . . You might consider growing Wildflowers this Spring, sir! A No- Mow, concept !
Agrimorfee - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) This was very good, Al would be in stitches.
Cody Slusher - October 24, 2008 - Report this comment
HaHaHa.Super true.I love it.You did a whole lot better than 2nz
bobpiecheese - November 17, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Ingenious! Loved the twist at the end. 555 mowers for you!
Below Average Dave - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Very well done considering what little you had to work with. Good luck finding the mower, I'd love to see this one recorded:)
Glen S - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
I echo what Dave said, Good use of not too long a song.

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